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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 8 yrs ago
Returned after many years.
reviewed by
zorro

5.3

Was in the Bay Area for work and decided to stop by the Crazy Horse. I was last here probably 10 years ago and wanted to see if things had changed for the better. In…

review
published 8 yrs ago
One of the best in SF
reviewed by
localjay

7.3

The club is located in a sketchy neighborhood of the city and so it can be a turn off for many compared to the other clubs. However once you make it inside it is one…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Surely more than 2 consecutive dances are OK right?
reviewed by
reallyme

7.7

So yes first of all the idea of using a "one off" cover price like $26 in order to distribute more singles is kind of stupid and annoying. Anyway once inside I found this to…

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published 8 yrs ago
Afternoon at the Horse
reviewed by
caseyx

6.0

I was in SF so I dropped into the club late afternoon. It was quiet, as expected, which doesn't make the dingy theater with runway seem very appealing. Short lineup of dancers that…

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published 8 yrs ago
WannaDanceWannaDanceWannaDance
reviewed by
mjpenn07

6.3

I used the excuse of a feature dancer to stop by the Crazy Horse. A burlesque performer named Roxi D'Lite was scheduled to appear at 10:30 and 12:30. Since I've never seen anything…

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published 8 yrs ago
Enjoy It While It's Here
reviewed by
MrJDW1

6.3

Crazy Horse has been my San Francisco strip club of choice for years. While there were elaborate plans for expansion prior to the last recession, that never happened. Now Mid-Market is finally happening, even between…

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published 8 yrs ago
My thoughts on crazy horse
reviewed by
Hmongboy89

6.0

So I've heard the hype about a special dancer who dances only in the morning shift for this location. For those who have visited this location, you guys should know who I'm taking about when…

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published 8 yrs ago
Ehh
reviewed by
PredragDr

4.7

I used to consider this a decent club a few years ago mostly due to its value. I was able to get in without a cover (strong negotiation skills), complimentary extras (if you have game)…

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published 8 yrs ago
At One Point The Best
reviewed by
gkstkdgus

6.3

I've been coming here for a couple of years and seen a progression of a quite amazing place in SF. Generally cover is $2x, pretty standard for san francisco. This place is still a great…

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published 8 yrs ago
Burn notice!
reviewed by
gujames

4.3

Came in at around 2pm on a Friday afternoon. Entrance fee was $26- paid since I knew all I'd be doing is hanging out and watching the action. Theatre seating with a large stage. Lighting…

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published 8 yrs ago
Miss or Hit?
reviewed by
xseattle

7.0

I saw staying nearby so I walked over. It was still light out so I didn't mind, but this is a sketchy neighborhood to be sure.

I paid my cover and went in to the…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Meh
reviewed by
SavvySav

4.3

This review is a combo of 2 visits in the past couple months.

I've been a patron of CH for a few decades and sad to say but I think the club is way past its…