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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 8 yrs ago
Compendium review
reviewed by
Boone

6.3

This is a compendium review of visits Saturday evening and the following Thursday afternoon and evening.
There have been many reviews of this club. Dances are on a central stage located in the far end of…

review
published 8 yrs ago
awesome!
reviewed by
ChefStAmour

5.3

a bit pricey, but most strip clubs are. went in the morning and paid $21 cover. Lap dances are $20 bikini, $40 topless and $60+ for fully nude shows in private booth.
seating is theater-style…

review
published 8 yrs ago
AWSOME!
reviewed by
MuyCaliente

7.7

Went in around 9 tonight. Light crowd, but lots of friendly ladies. For the early shift, the girls were well above the usual mix. Several REALLY cute babes and some excellent pole…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Regular night
reviewed by
ragas666666

5.7

I was in the town with few friends when we randomly decided to hit the club. Although all of us have already visited this place in the past, so this is my 2nd review for…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Veteran Review
reviewed by
daniel99

6.7

So i've been going to this club since 2009, on and off here and there and at some points i would go multiple times a month. This review is based on my experience over the…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Decent for SF
reviewed by
trillbanker

7.3

Have been here a handful of times and I would say CH is one of the better clubs in SF. Depending on who is working the front desk and if they recognize you, you can…

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published 8 yrs ago
Returning After a Long Absence
reviewed by
rambo10302002

7.3

Had not been to this club in about 3 years and decided to return and check it out this week. Appearance of the club is still the same, long stage, theater seating. Dancers performed 3…

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published 8 yrs ago
Returned after many years.
reviewed by
zorro

5.3

Was in the Bay Area for work and decided to stop by the Crazy Horse. I was last here probably 10 years ago and wanted to see if things had changed for the better. In…

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published 8 yrs ago
One of the best in SF
reviewed by
localjay

7.3

The club is located in a sketchy neighborhood of the city and so it can be a turn off for many compared to the other clubs. However once you make it inside it is one…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Surely more than 2 consecutive dances are OK right?
reviewed by
reallyme

7.7

So yes first of all the idea of using a "one off" cover price like $26 in order to distribute more singles is kind of stupid and annoying. Anyway once inside I found this to…

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published 8 yrs ago
Afternoon at the Horse
reviewed by
caseyx

6.0

I was in SF so I dropped into the club late afternoon. It was quiet, as expected, which doesn't make the dingy theater with runway seem very appealing. Short lineup of dancers that…

review
published 8 yrs ago
WannaDanceWannaDanceWannaDance
reviewed by
mjpenn07

6.3

I used the excuse of a feature dancer to stop by the Crazy Horse. A burlesque performer named Roxi D'Lite was scheduled to appear at 10:30 and 12:30. Since I've never seen anything…