Reviews

Got here around 9:30 on a Sunday night. Paid the $25 cover and went inside. Kind of a cool setup with the big, long stage as you come in. Maybe about 10 other patrons in…

Been here before, didn't really enjoy my time here this time. There were a lot of cute dancers running around the area, mostly latina and asian chick which I dont mind at all. Got dances…

Had a little free time in SF one fine evening & thought I would check out first hand the famous Crazyhorse Theatre. Well I have to say this started out normally with the usual $25…

I've been to CH numerous times over the years, each time is a complete crap shoot of what I'll find. It's always a bit sketchy at the best of times, quality of girls seem to…

In town for work, and I arrived a day early to check out SF. Decided to swing by CH in the early afternoon after having some good luck there in years past. Very light lineup,…

I have mixed feelings about Crazy Horse. It's always been a bit of a rundown club, with girls skewed towards the average side but some real lookers here and there. The draw has…

I went to this club in mid-March this year alone, twice - first in the afternoon and the other at night. This club is like a cinema theater, but I like this style. Basically if…

Was staying in downtown SF for work so decided to check out the strip clubs. Went to Crazy Horse since it was a short walk from my hotel. Only 3 dancers working but I know…

Based on previous reviews had high expectations. My visit did not meet expectations. Theater satin was a little different-- U shaped stage with seats around and then maybe 8 rows of seats…

This is where I go to when I visit San Francisco. The location is a little shady, with a lot of homeless people around the club. Parking is hard especially in the evening. Overall layout is…

There are plenty of reviews that talk about the "theater" style seating so I'll skip that. I went there late after a friend's party around 2 am. There was a petite looking girls on the…

Went here after getting faded from the bars with some co-workers. The layout was unimpressive, but at least you have full full of the dancer during her numbers. The girls over there were overall pretty…

Well, so I find myself in San Fran and the various review forums tell me that (a) over on Broadway what you have is a DV near-monopoly and (b) I should really try one of…

On weekday evenings Crazy Horse has a special - you pay the full entrance and you get one free entrance any time before 6 pm. This does not expire. Anyways, I was unaware of this…

In town for business last month, and I had a free evening. After dinner I decided to head over to CH - first time back in almost a year. Being an out of towner, I…

first of all u get bang for you buck....almost literally the chicks actually give u some nice attention and it feels more like a big bachelor party where you can actually touch the dancer and none of…

This is my first visit in last 6 years. I used to go there frequently during 2003,2004 years . It used to be a very good club with nice good looking and respectful dancers. I went…

Swung by on free afternoon a couple weeks ago. Typical daytime slow scene. Because I work in the city, I typically visit in the day so I am familiar with the slow scene. I had my…

This is probably the best strip club in SF if you want high mileage LD at some what reasonable prices. I'll just add some things which haven't been mentioned in other reviews. There's always a…

The first time I went to the Crazy Horse, I wasn't sure what to expect. But I'm glad I held onto my $$ until the right dancer came along for the private dance offer.…

This was my 1st visit to The Crazy Horse. I had done my fair share of research for clubs in SF area, and zeroed in on this one. The area is not the greatest, but if you…

I have mixed feelings about Crazy Horse. It's probably the best deal in the area for extras ($120 15 minute VIP) but in my opinion the dancers looks aren't that good except for a few…

Hopped on Tuscl.net before picking a club to go to while I was in town. Based on reviews I decided to try out Crazy Horse. I must say that the setup is completely…

Classic nude style club in a pretty bad part of SF, though it is only a block from Union Square. Lots of homeless folks and drug dealers hanging around the block, pretty much around the…

Totally unique experience. Not like any strip club I've ever been to. They have a porno theatre and girls doing live shows where they rub on each other. Ask for a dance and you'll get…