I had been going to Diamonds...

I had been going to Diamonds in the Flats for a while, but I decided to check out Christie's in March. I was hooked. Fully nude stage dances before midnight, and MUCH better table dances. Two-way contact is fairly common depending on dancer, and with some there weren't many restrictions on where you hands can wander. And all the girls would grind you like there's no tomorrow.

Unfortunately, a few things seemed to have changed during my last two visits (late April & early May). Almost none of the (gorgeous) girls I'd gotten to know where there, and instead of 2-3 hotties to every 1 dud, there was maybe 1 knockout for every 5 or 6 girls, the rest of whom were either super old, out of shape, or very annoying on the floor. But the worst was that, apparently, new management took over. No more nude dancers; now they have to keep the g-strings on and wear pasties. And I was told that I had to buy an overpriced drink or a bouncer would ask me to leave. I come to clubs for the girls, not the booze, so this was frustrating.

Anyway, Christie's was the best place to be in Cleveland for a while. And if you just want to touch boobs for $20, it may still be your best bet. But when you consider the atmosphere of the club, the quality and attractiveness of the dancers, and the overall experience, Diamonds is definitely back on top. There will always be at least one girl who is at least an 8 or 9, they're much friendlier, and you'll part with less money.