Physical Club: This is the...

Physical Club: This is the nicest club in Ohio. The downside though is that they charge for parking during peak hours ($5 charge). Also the place is pretty dark inside so they could use a better lighting system. They have an upstairs area but they don't let people go upstairs without spending money (VIP suites and $20 drink minimum). The seating around the stage show is pretty limited but there was plenty of seating available behind the stage show staircase. The club is staffed with bouncers who go around acting tough and macho, which is not something I like at a club.

Dancer Quality: These are really hot dancers but they have a strict no touch policy enforced. However there are also some really ghetto dancers working here as well. The dancers mostly just used "wanna dance" lines and then moved on if you did not show immediate interest. The dancers can take their bottoms off on stage before midnight but they always have to wear pasties to cover their nipples. It is not unusual for a dancer to start in the middle of a song and count that as a full song so she can move on to the next customer. I heard from one dancer that the Cleveland club is about hustling as many customers as possible where as the Brunswick location is more about establishing relationships with regulars.

Value: You can print off a free admission pass from their website to waive the $8 night cover. I can come here with just $20 and enjoy the stage show on some nights. The VIP costs $150 ($100 to the dancer and $50 to the club) plus a $20 drink minimum (good for about 2 drinks) bringing the total to $170 for 15 minutes. I asked if there was a discount for buying more than 15 minutes and the dancer told me no. However, I later saw a flyer that said 1/2 hour for $225 and 1 hour for $350 so there might be a discount for buying more than 15 minute increments. A 15% surcharge is added for using your credit card to buy Christie's Cash (which expires the same day you buy it). The billing statement shows as J.L. Spoons Inc.