Given the other reviews talking about...

Given the other reviews talking about "Cleveland laws" and the fact that it was Monday I was pleasantly surprised by this club.

I walked to the club from downtown and had no concerns about the neighborhoods. The area looks like it might be busy on a summer weekend, but was completely deserted as I walked through. The club was easy to find- it looked like they might sometimes charge for parking but the booth was empty.

Cover was $8 and a bottle of water was less than $5. The place was nearly empty, I could see fewer than 10 other customers when I got there around 9. There is a stage in the middle of the room surrounded by tables. The view was nice, but the lighting was dim enough that you couldn't see as much of the dancers as you'd expect. The club is very nice inside, certainly they have spent a ton of money on the place. I'm not sure what the actual laws are in Cleveland, but every dancer was totally nude by the end of her three songs.

The girls were all attractive, but there were definitely no 9s or 10s around this evening. One was old enough to make me a little uncomfortable and a couple were just plain. I'd say the range was 5-8.

The girls made the rounds and most stopped to chat for a while with little pressure to get a dance. I couldn't argue with having a flirty chat with a nearly-naked woman on my lap. Relaxing my standards a little, I got dances from a good variety of girls, searching for that elusive perfect one to give too much money to. The lap dances were more porn-like than I'd previously experienced - it was a new experience being repeatedly slapped in the face by large breasts. Mileage was quite good with a lot of touching both ways. As the evening wound down I decided to drop the rest of my cash in the VIP area. It was certainly private, basically a small room with a couch and a door that was almost but not quite closed. $150 bought 15 minutes and a very energetic performance with about as much contact as I could imagine. I'm not sure there were any rules.