Christies Cabaret
1180 Main Ave Cleveland, OH 44113

New in town, I had seen...

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lurch69
Dec 1, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

New in town, I had seen some decent reviews for Christie's, so i made it my first place to check out. Came in around 9:00, probably about 25 - 30 dancers, probably slightly fewer patrons. The club was a bit dark, but not as bad as some of the reviews i had seen would suggest. Same for the expense factor (free parking, $8 admission, $3 coffee). The layout is nice for the space it has to use -- there are two stages on the main floor, and one upstairs in the champagne vip are. The dancers start their stage rotation upstairs, then do two dances on the main stage downstairs (first dance to topless, second nude if folks are generous), then move over to the side stage for another dance. Clean and comfortable, a "gentlemen's club" feel.

The girls this night were overall really hot. I saw a few 7's, but mostly 8 and up, mostly white, young, and mainstream hot. Because it was a little slow, I had a girl on my lap letting me know how things operate within about 45 seconds. Usually i don't like that, but this night, because of my frame of mind and because she was REALLY hot, i didn't mind so much. She explained the dances table dances for $20 (I think -- wasn't interested in a table dance, so I may be remembering the price wrong), two vip areas. The upstairs vip differs from the downstairs vip in that you have to buy a bottle of champagne. Since I'm a non-drinker, i didn't pay much attention to that option. The downstairs vip is $150 (50 to club, 100 to dancer) for 15 minutes, double that for a half hour. I really liked the girl who was explaining it to me, but she had to go on stage, so I made plans for the 15 minute dance right after she came off stage. While she was on stage, I was approached by three other dancers, all of whom sat on my lap and felt me up while trying to stake a claim for my attention, all were gracious after I told them I was spoken for, two of them continued stroking my thigh and erection even after learning I was spoken for.

Now here is why I had to submit a review. The dance was amazing! Very high mileage, and if a high-mileage dance is important to you, this is what i can tell you. The upstairs vip has cameras. the table dances are monitored closely (the dj twice went on a "no-touching-the-dancers" diatribe while i was waiting for my girl). But the downstairs vip, if you are overall respectful and cool, can be a boatload of fun. I tipped my girl an extra 50 but she didn't know she was getting anything extra until the end. She gave my hands free reign (TOTALLY free reign) and my mouth mostly free reign, and gave me an intimate, affectionate, HOTTTTT dance. When i was playing with her pussy outside her panties, she pulled her panties aside and led my finger inside. At another point, laying on her back on my stomach, she did the back somersault roll, and brought her pantied crotch right to my mouth. I kissed it through her panties for a moment or so, and when it was clear that she was in no hurry to move away, i got brave and pulled her panties aside, and got actual tongue to pussy contact. She only paid a little bit of attention to my cock, but more than made up for it by the amount of attention she allowed from me. And she really seemed to enjoy the attention, even masturbating vigorously while i was playing with her tits. I've had some great dances in a lot of great strip club cities, but this dance was easily one of the top 3 I have ever had. Further, she told me she has more limits than some of the girls and that at this club you can usually tell which ones will give you high mileage dances by the "slut factor" of their stage dances.

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