I had a day to kill...

I had a day to kill in Cleveland and what better way to spend it than in a strip club. Christie's is upscale, comfortable, and, as everybody notes, dark, but if your pupils aren't dilated after a few minutes your should call 911. The dancers approach you readily but usually not too aggressively - you won't have to wait long if you want a dance. I spent an afternoon and evening at the club, most of it with two dancers who were great to talk with and even better with the extremely friendly dances. How friendly? Let's just say I violated my ironclad rule to leave a club when the wallet is empty. A few times. My only complaint: I've had better potstickers in just about any Chinese restaurant.