so i have to wonder if...

so i have to wonder if christie's is going the same bottom feeding route of other cleveland clubs now.

i stopped in on a weekday afternoon (thursday?) a couple weeks ago.

1st disappointment, blanca the rob former toothless wonder from bugsys was dancing there. something i could not believe! ok maybe she has false teeth now but she's still ugly and has an ass and thighs wider than the parking lot in front of the building. i honestly can't see how christie's could stoop so low as to hire this ugly rob. thankfully every time that she walked by there was another dancer sitting with me so i was spared the dreaded experience of having blanca approach me.

2nd disappointment, one of the dancers that sat with me i think her name was phoebee or something like that had the voice and personality of a 2nd grader. she seemed very shallow and superficial too. ok, i don't go to a strip club to discuss the meaning of life or world affairs but i was very uncomfortable talking to her. i didn't buy any dances from her because i felt like i would molesting a kid or something.

the saving grace was an older blonde with fake boobs. i normally like em a little younger and natural but she could actually carry a conversation and didn't try to pull a rob act with me so i bought a couple dances from her and she helped ease the pain of this visit. i think i'll skip christie's for awhile.