This review is from a trip...

This review is from a trip in mid July. I was in Cleveland for a big meeting so I made sure I had plenty of cushion before the flight back. So, when done with work and with plenty of time to kill, I headed over to Christie's at about 3pm on a Friday. It was only $3 to get in. The club itself is huge and laid out well, there's a staircase that comes down from upstairs to the stage which is how the girls were coming down to the stage. There's a long bar in a corner of the club with plenty of beer and liquor selections and about average club pricing. The place was dead when I got there; maybe 5 or 6 customers and the same amount of girls or less. I sat at the bar and watched baseball and drank a few beers until one of the girls on stage caught my interest and I went to tip her. That got her and a couple more of the girls to come talk to me. I took the girl from the stage to their couch area off to the side of the club; it didn't really seem like a normal couch area, more like extra seats off to the side of the stage. I got two dances from her for $40, with decent one way touching - when my hand brushed against her leg she actually said 'no touching, we'll get in trouble'. That was annoying but she was cute. I got dances from two other girls while I was there with pretty similar results. Given there were only a few dancers present on this lonely Friday, the talent was pretty good. After those dances, I decided both my wallet and I would have more fun drinking at the bar watching baseball and that's pretty much what I did the rest of this visit. As I was leaving around 8pm, both the number of dancers and customers in the club had picked up noticeably but the talent didn't seem all that impressive. Maybe it was a bad day. All in all it was an okay way to waste a few hours but if I lived in Cleveland I probably wouldn't make it here much, especially in the afternoon.