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The Hawthorne Strip
1026 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR 97214, USA*

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  • review
    8 years ago
    Low-key afternoon scene
    I went there on a Sunday afternoon and there were three dancers, and one other customer. I was the only person at the rail while I was there, and the girls did standard stage...
    porgy
    Washington
  • review
    10 years ago
    Tiny club, 2-3 dancers but...
    Tiny club, 2-3 dancers but no breaks. Most of the girls are hot and like all girls in this city, probably got discounts for getting multiple tattoos. I can't believe happy hour in...
    travellingguy07
    British Columbia
  • review
    10 years ago
    I ended up going to the...
    I ended up going to the Hawthorne strip on a whim as I was in the area. It's basically a dive bar with a stage/pole. It's a small venue and has the vibe of...
    Klashn
    Oregon
  • review
    10 years ago
    Classic Portland strip bar. Just a...
    Classic Portland strip bar. Just a neighborhood bar that happens to have a naked girl in the corner. People there might or might not pay attention to her. You wonder if the girls actually...
  • review
    10 years ago
    I like this place. Stage right...
    I like this place. Stage right up front, with hot tattooed/pierced chicks doing three-song sets that end with briefly getting nude. No touching, but at the rail (called "the rack" here) they put their...
  • review
    10 years ago
    This place is pretty nice, but...
    This place is pretty nice, but not awesome. It's basically just a dive bar with a stripper pole at one end. They have 2 pinball games, and a tiny "private dance" ($20) area...
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  • review
    10 years ago
    I briefly re-visited The Hawthorne Strip...
    I briefly re-visited The Hawthorne Strip after about 2.5 years. Nothing much seems to have changed physically-- it's still very much the typical Portland neighborhood-dive-turned-titty-bar sort of place. What I said from...
    jack_s
    Florida
  • review
    11 years ago
    Stopped in here because I had...
    Stopped in here because I had a buddy in town and we were curious. Low expectations going in, but it turned out to be a positive experience, overall. Place is your typical Portland dive bar...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Hawthorne Strip is the epitome of...
    Hawthorne Strip is the epitome of a neighborhood bar with the added attraction of attractive fun naked women! The facility is small, with one dance area and one (semi) private lap dance booth....
  • review
    12 years ago
    I haven't been in here for...
    I haven't been in here for quite some time and thought I'd give it a try once again. My first visit was pleasant enough to warrant a few more visits over the last summer....
    mroo
    Eating turds out of public bathroom stalls, like my Hero Donald Trump
  • review
    13 years ago
    Decided to stop in on a...
    Decided to stop in on a lark and was pleasantly surprised. From the outside, this club looks pretty sketchy - it's about an 18' wide spot between two grey industrial looking buildings with a liquor...
    hardware
    Washington
  • review
    13 years ago
    I think I've been going to...
    I think I've been going to this club for over ten years. It used to be called Dino's, and is a neighborhood bar, not a flashy 'gentleman's club.' It's always been one of my...
  • review
    13 years ago
    I've got to be honest. ...
    I've got to be honest. I've avoided this place for a long time because of (1) some unfavorable reviews here from a while back, and (2) it doesn't look like much from the...
    jack_s
    Florida
  • review
    13 years ago
    My girlfriend and I visited the...
    My girlfriend and I visited the Hawthorne Strip on a Saturday night in December 2010. We were surprised that the place was so quiet for a Saturday night. There were maybe 10...
    bbob
    Washington
  • review
    14 years ago
    The Hawthorne is in a bit...
    The Hawthorne is in a bit of a remote and uninspiring location but I called in on the way back from a run down Foster Road. It didn’t look too exciting on the inside...
    johnnyx
    England
  • review
    14 years ago
    A few years ago, I used...
    A few years ago, I used to be able to spend $100 here and really get my money's worth. The dancers look the same nowadays and it's still an OK place to drink...
  • review
    14 years ago
    This is the second time I've...
    This is the second time I've visited the Hawthorne Strip. I wasn't very impressed the last time, but I had been hanging out at the Lucky Lab and had too much too drink there....
    beishmael
    Wisconsin
  • review
    15 years ago
    This low-key club is small and...
    This low-key club is small and comfortable. Drinks are reasonably priced, especially before 7pm, and there is never a cover. The 50's-style diner layout with booths and a long bar caters to the local...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Set up like a 50s...
    Set up like a 50s diner with booths on one side, a bar down the other, and a tiny stage at one end with a private dance booth (covered by sheer curtains) at...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Dino's is now "The Hawthorne Strip". The...
    Dino's is now "The Hawthorne Strip". The bad news is that there's the same kinds of women dancing, same bar, same 4 x 4 stage with a pole as your enter the bar, same service,...
    mroo
    Eating turds out of public bathroom stalls, like my Hero Donald Trump
  • review
    17 years ago
    This is a neighborhood eyesore of...
    This is a neighborhood eyesore of a bar that just so happens to have a raised platform with a pole next to the door. I've been in here a few times and haven't ever...
    mroo
    Eating turds out of public bathroom stalls, like my Hero Donald Trump
  • review
    19 years ago
    This is the quintessential Portland neighborhood...
    This is the quintessential Portland neighborhood strip club - the kind of place that's a great dive bar in it's own right, and just happens to have naked ladies as an added bonus. ...