This low-key club is small and...

Club Rouge

Portland, OR

This is a very nice looking, newer downtown club in kind of an off-the-beaten path location. The space is quite large. There is a VIP area upstairs. There's an area to eat food in the…

Union Jacks

Portland, OR

This club has not a very good atmosphere. There is a cover charge, and the man at the door is unfriendly. You are made to feel bad from the moment you walk in. There are…

Acropolis

Portland, OR

This is overall the best strip club in the Portland area. It's huge. The dancers are the hottest. It's got character. The food is decent, cheap, and plentiful. The music varies. It's a good place to…

I went there on a Sunday afternoon and there were three dancers, and one other customer. I was the only person at the rail while I was there, and the girls did standard stage sets…

Tiny club, 2-3 dancers but no breaks. Most of the girls are hot and like all girls in this city, probably got discounts for getting multiple tattoos. I can't believe happy hour in Portland…

I ended up going to the Hawthorne strip on a whim as I was in the area. It's basically a dive bar with a stage/pole. It's a small venue and has the vibe of your…

Classic Portland strip bar. Just a neighborhood bar that happens to have a naked girl in the corner. People there might or might not pay attention to her. You wonder if the girls actually make…