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Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party

Portland, OR

This review is for my first visit there, which was a couple of months ago, near the beginning of summer. I should have posted sooner, but... well, it's been a crazy summer. Better…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, PA

I was in the Burgh recently and decided to check this place out. I went pretty late on a Saturday night (technically Sunday morning). It was maybe around 1:00 AM or so.…

The Hawthorne Strip

Portland, OR

I briefly re-visited The Hawthorne Strip after about 2.5 years. Nothing much seems to have changed physically-- it's still very much the typical Portland neighborhood-dive-turned-titty-bar sort of place. What I said from my…

I went there on a Sunday afternoon and there were three dancers, and one other customer. I was the only person at the rail while I was there, and the girls did standard stage sets…

Tiny club, 2-3 dancers but no breaks. Most of the girls are hot and like all girls in this city, probably got discounts for getting multiple tattoos. I can't believe happy hour in Portland…

I ended up going to the Hawthorne strip on a whim as I was in the area. It's basically a dive bar with a stage/pole. It's a small venue and has the vibe of your…

Classic Portland strip bar. Just a neighborhood bar that happens to have a naked girl in the corner. People there might or might not pay attention to her. You wonder if the girls actually make…