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Dancin' Bare

Portland, OR

I used to enjoy my visits to this club but was disappointed on this latest visit. This was about 7pm, so early evening. Generally made to feel unwelcome, I was given an ID check…

The Griffin

Holborn

This is a typical London strip pub. It's the closest of London's pound in a jug strip pub's to the West End. From the outside it just looks like a normal pub except…

The Horns

Spitalfields

Visited The Horns on a Monday late afternoon through to early evening. Had a very pleasant couple of hours so thought I'd write a review. There's security on the door but no cover charge and…

I went there on a Sunday afternoon and there were three dancers, and one other customer. I was the only person at the rail while I was there, and the girls did standard stage sets…

Tiny club, 2-3 dancers but no breaks. Most of the girls are hot and like all girls in this city, probably got discounts for getting multiple tattoos. I can't believe happy hour in Portland…

I ended up going to the Hawthorne strip on a whim as I was in the area. It's basically a dive bar with a stage/pole. It's a small venue and has the vibe of your…

Classic Portland strip bar. Just a neighborhood bar that happens to have a naked girl in the corner. People there might or might not pay attention to her. You wonder if the girls actually make…