The Hawthorne Strip
Closed
1026 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR 97214, USA*

My girlfriend and I visited the...

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bbob
Feb 18, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

My girlfriend and I visited the Hawthorne Strip on a Saturday night in December 2010. We were surprised that the place was so quiet for a Saturday night. There were maybe 10 customers and only 3 dancers on shift at the time. One of the three dancers was very overweight, and when it came her time to dance the stage area cleared out. The other two were attractive enough, but not really amazing or anything.

At first we weren't sure if we were going to stay, but we did and we had fun. The best thing about the place is that there was no pressure to buy drinks, tip or buy lap dances. The drinks were fairly cheap and the music was decent. We ended up hanging out and seeing some tits while we were at it.

If you are looking for a dive bar that happens to have strippers in the corner, you could do a lot worse than the Hawthorne Strip. However, if you are coming specifically for the dancers I would not recommend it.

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