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Hawthorne Strip

Portland, OR

The former Hawthorne Strip was one of my favorites, and I wrote that in a previous review. But I don't like it in the old Dino's. Why? The stage mostly. The old place had a…

Xpose

Beaverton, OR

I don't think I've been in this place since it was Hotties. It's now dark (with pinpoint laser lights everywhere) and more upscale-looking. There are two large stages, but at 4pm only one was used. Agreeing…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, OR

Despite the weird name, I think this club is my new favorite club in Portland. As contrasted with another club up the road, the girls here seemed genuinely friendly, sexually provocative, and didn't seem oppressed…

I went there on a Sunday afternoon and there were three dancers, and one other customer. I was the only person at the rail while I was there, and the girls did standard stage sets…

Tiny club, 2-3 dancers but no breaks. Most of the girls are hot and like all girls in this city, probably got discounts for getting multiple tattoos. I can't believe happy hour in Portland…

I ended up going to the Hawthorne strip on a whim as I was in the area. It's basically a dive bar with a stage/pole. It's a small venue and has the vibe of your…

Classic Portland strip bar. Just a neighborhood bar that happens to have a naked girl in the corner. People there might or might not pay attention to her. You wonder if the girls actually make…