I like this place. Stage right...

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, WA

New to the neighborhood but not Seattle, I'd never bothered to check out Paradise because it sounded, under multiple managements, so hit or miss. I can report now it's hit or miss. I had 7 dollars…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

A discount pass is available online which drops the cover charge just $ from the usual $22 (before 5) or $27. Wednesdays there's $10 entry before 1pm, and might be a great deal, because--well, read…

Sugar's

Seattle, WA

3pm on a summer Wednesday it was dead. $11 to enter plus a soda. Dancers started stage dancing because I was there, two songs apiece before homing in for a private. Three were there. Scarlett was…

I went there on a Sunday afternoon and there were three dancers, and one other customer. I was the only person at the rail while I was there, and the girls did standard stage sets…

Tiny club, 2-3 dancers but no breaks. Most of the girls are hot and like all girls in this city, probably got discounts for getting multiple tattoos. I can't believe happy hour in Portland…

I ended up going to the Hawthorne strip on a whim as I was in the area. It's basically a dive bar with a stage/pole. It's a small venue and has the vibe of your…

Classic Portland strip bar. Just a neighborhood bar that happens to have a naked girl in the corner. People there might or might not pay attention to her. You wonder if the girls actually make…