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Magic Garden

Portland, OR

Yawn. I wasn't too thrilled with this place. Only two girls back and forth on a stage with no pole the whole time. There was hardly anyone in the club but the bar staff. Not…

I went there on a Sunday afternoon and there were three dancers, and one other customer. I was the only person at the rail while I was there, and the girls did standard stage sets…

Tiny club, 2-3 dancers but no breaks. Most of the girls are hot and like all girls in this city, probably got discounts for getting multiple tattoos. I can't believe happy hour in Portland…

I ended up going to the Hawthorne strip on a whim as I was in the area. It's basically a dive bar with a stage/pole. It's a small venue and has the vibe of your…

Classic Portland strip bar. Just a neighborhood bar that happens to have a naked girl in the corner. People there might or might not pay attention to her. You wonder if the girls actually make…