The St. James

Been here a few times, first time going on a Thursday. Wow! Tought it would be relatively dead, but it was pretty popping. Dancer said she liked it better than Fri Saturdays.…

I can't say I've ever been to a club this large. Huge layout. Drinks are a little overpriced if you want anything quality. No biggy. Most of the girls are average with…

Have reviewed this club before. Numerous reviews discuss the layout. This is a nice club, probably one of the nicest environments that I have been in for a strip club. Came…

Having been out of Houston for a few years, I was curious about the club scene when I got back in. Well, there have been a few changes. Trophy Club is closed,…

Back in town for work and was going to try a newer place that just opened but was closer to here, so i decided to take a chance. $10 entry fee to get…

I travel frequently to Houston for business and like to hit this club as it is so close to the airport. Landed late, so I figured "why not"? Paid the…

So I've been a TUSCL member for 10 or so years but this is my first review. I guess I like reading more than writing. Anyway, I was in Houston…

I was in town for the day and decided to make this my first Houston club. The ambiance when walking in was promising. The set up was excellent, compared to the smaller…

I had never been here on an afternoon before and was really looking forward to the experience. I was expecting things to be slow but the place was hopping. I got there…

People sometimes ask "why should I drive all the way out to St. James when there are so many clubs available in more central Houston locations?" I will attempt to answer that question.…

My last several trips to St. james have been duds, with relatively few girls, often standoffish or trolling only for high rollers, and just sort of a dead scene. I had almost…

Return trip to the church on a saturday night. It was a bit dead for some reason, despite being a saturday, although it did start picking up about midnight. The club has…

This place definitely feels huge. There was ample parking and the ambiance was quite welcoming. It was around 9 in the evening and not many folks around. Quite a few ladies stopped…

I had a flight early Friday morning, so I was at the airport hotel. Got their and didn't feel like working so I swung by here. Hung out at the bar and…

I was in town on business and made the trip up yo the north site of town. Parking area seems fairly safe and is largely away form other buildings including the…

Have been going to this club for years. One of my favorites when I am traveling. Stopped in last week. Granted, early in the week, middle of the afternoon,…

Cover is still $15 after 7pm and beer is $7.25 for domestic bottles. I have not been to St James in a few months but not much has changed. Dances are still…

St. James was the second of two clubs I checked out on my first-ever visit to Houston. From the reviews, I thought this would be a hit, but ultimately, for me…

Had an early morning flight back home so I staid my last night in a hotel close to Bush. Being in the neighborhood I decided to checkout St. James.…

Got there after 7:00 so the cover charge was $15. it is less if you get there earlier. It is also slower if you get there earlier too so it is a…

I've been here many times while in the area and it never disappoints. They have some nights which are better than others but it's by far the best overall club I've been…

Pro: I visited the church on a Thursday night and i must say there were some very beautiful women (always accompanied by the few out of place girls) but very good variety,…

I've been here many times and it always delivers. Beautiful women but what is nicer about this place is they all speak at lest decent English. Not the case at other places…

I've been here many times and it always delivers. Beautiful women but what is nicer about this place is they all speak at lest decent English. Not the case at other places…

It's been quite a while since I've been back to St. James (sometimes referred to as "the Church"). I have to confess that I have strayed from my religion and have…

Went to "church" a little after lunch time. Not overly crowded with patrons, but seemed to be plenty of dancer available. Typically get my seat right next to the stairs.…

I have submitted reviews for this club in the past and felt the need to refresh a little after a few recent visits. I usually stop into St. James two or three…

So I went to this club a couple of weeks ago. I like the fact that there is a choice when you arrive if you would like valet parking or park yourself.…

There are plenty of upscale ladies here and a variety of ethnicities to choose from. Definitely something for everybody. Not full nude, but one of the best topless clubs in the…

Very impressive club. Valet parking available but not mandatory. Tight security in parking lot and as you enter so felt safe. Beautiful women. Very large main stage with smaller sides stages. Nice…

First time at St James was fairly early on a Friday night and I was not disappointed. While the area around the club was a little sketchy, there was a large free…

Place seems to have improved since my last visit. To recap, last time was wednesday night in January. There were a lot of pretty girls, but many were under 21, which is…

This club puts on the ritz so to speak. For the sketchy part of town its in it feels like you have stepped into some kind of mansion. There are balconies and…

I've been to St. James a few times in the past when I visit Houston. It is one of the biggest clubs I've ever been to and always has at least 20…

I arrived about 10pm on a Saturday. They don't seem to have a dress code. I saw plenty of tshirts and shorts. The club has a nice open layout with…

I went to St. James with a buddy on Saturday night. We go to St. James every once in awhile, for the last several years. I've noticed lately, within the…

Arrived at 'The Church' around 11 at night and there were about a dozen girls on shift. Cover was $15. After I got settled in a part-Oriental girl called B---- with nice…

Come here every couple of months. It's my go to club and can definitely be hit or miss. Surprisingly, club seemed pretty hopping for a wednesday. Probably about 20 girls with a…

Have posted reviews for this club previously. Won't go into physical description of the club, have done that, and others have as well. Favorite club in Houston - have been going…

Our first time in Houston we decided start at The Church right after lunch at Pappas Bros. Bbq since it was right near the airport. It's a big club and very nicely…

Made a trip to St. James while in the area. This place is always busy and always full of just about every type of girl you're looking for. Once you get in…

Have been going here for years when in Houston. Not often enough to be a regular, but enough to know my way around. Very nice club - monetary value rating is…

In town for some work, had a free evening so decided to venture back. I come here because it's away from the city regulations. Easy to get in and out of - kind…

I visited this club on a Wednesday afternoon just to check it out before I went to me hotel in the Galleria area. I ended up staying until about 10PM because I…

Got there early on a Friday. By early I mean a little after six PM. Was greeted as always y the very tall doorman/bouncer. I assume he is a bouncer because, while…

I tried this place again and wasn't disappointed. Went early in the afternoon. I was politely asked to change my shirt because they don't allow white t-shirts, no matter how harmless you…

I had a couple of hours to kill on this one Friday afternoon. I decided to go to this club for their Friday seafood buffet and, of course, the scenic views. Daytime…

Me and my friend went there last Friday at around 11pm. Cover was $15. The club was up 45 North, so it's quite a bit of drive for me. But then I…

Bored on a weekend, I went strip club hopping and landed here. Been curious about this spot as I've read plenty of reviews but since I live on the opposite side of…

I have read reviews about the St James several times, in anticipation of visiting Houston, which I get to about once a year. This visit I actually had some time one evening…

It has been a few months since I stopped at St. James. Still $15 cover at night and $7.50 beer. Not much has changed. It was pretty slow for a Wed night.…

This place is everything you would expect it to be. Great atmosphere, beautiful girls, and all affordable. When you first enter there will be a very friendly doorman. He…

Third place I have been to and so far the best. Got a great lap dance with grindage, left happy. Only problem was it took forever to find a girl. Went in on…

I've been to clubs in 15 states from Florida to Oregon, California to Mass. and this is my absolute favorite. Easy access from airport, plenty of reasonably priced new hotels in…

This is a cool club, 4 stages and a shower room. Went on a Friday early afternoon. It was actually busier than I thought, considering that it was just open about an…

parking was free, although valet is available for $10 not including tip visited at 10 pm on a friday night. cover was $15. domestic bottles were $7.50. grey goose/ crown mixed drinks…

Paid the $15 cover. No doubt one of the nicest clubs I've been to. There are four stages, including a shower above the main stage. Two VIP rooms on either side as…

Arrived on a Saturday night around 12:30; paid $15 in cover. The club was packed, and most of the tables were occupied, so I ordered a domestic beer at the bar for…

This is easily the nicest club in Houston. It has an impressive layout with four stages, a mezzanine, and VIP area. There is a large variety of dancers, mostly very pretty, and…

St James is really conveniently located close to IAH so is great for those of us who fly in there on business. The club itself is pretty impressive - a good…

Visited St. James in the late afternoon today (Wednesday). The parking lot was full, but once you get inside there was lot on men with very few dancers. This…

I visited this club last year. I can't remember what the cover charge was but it wasn't bad. Pros: 1) Large club 2) They had a shower on the upper stage! 3) Servers were very good and…

My first time at the St. James and it was pretty good. The bartender was cool and almost all the women were friendly. The dancers ranged from 6-8 and maybe…

Stopped by for a drink after a flight. Met up with Natalie immediately, a very beautiful, slim, sweetheart from Cuba who I had dances with before. After a drink, some superb dances,…

This review is about a month old but I was visiting Houston for the Houston Open and when I was not on the course I was in the church. Now this…

Went to st. James on a Tuesday because I didn't want to be stuck in traffic going home. I haven't been here in over a year. Cover was cheap but…

Stopped by for a drink after work finished early on a Tuesday afternoon. Cover only $5. Busier than expected, so had to make the approach to interact with the girls. All girls…

The place was well lit and had optional valet parking. After pulling in and getting oriented, I realized it was not mandatory and just parked in the back and…

I just realized that I forgot to post my review of this club after a trip to Houston a couple of months ago. In a nutshell, this place is great! Large, somewhat…

St James has by far the best quality of girls in Houston. The only downsides to this place is that they close at 2am and they are located on the north side…

Stopped by St. James after a quick stop in at Houston Dolls which was dead. Arrived at about 10pm and surprisingly not too crowded with customers. The had all three…

Was back in Houston after a year of being away and tried St. James again. Club is very big and nice. $15 cover which I thought was a little high. Paid 6.50…

This spot has been around forever. It was once one of THE go to spots as far as gentlemen's clubs. Over the years things have changed, but one thing that hasn't is…

Back in Houston after a long iatus. My flight was late but I nonetheless decided to stop for a beer and maybe a couple of dances at the St. James. The club…

Valet parking, but not required. Empty your pockets and then walk through a metal detector. Fun. As you walk in, several cocktail waitresses are waiting to show you to…

Went there before a plane flight. Dancers are very standoff-ish, and the more attractive ones tend to disappear with regulars into the VIP area- this is a case where one has to…

This club is very consistent as other reviews suggest. I have always had fun here and this time was no different although the talent was not as bountiful. After a drink I…

I stopped at St. James for the first time in a long time today. I only had an hour before I had to catch my flight. It was the first time I…

St. James is arguably the best strip club in the Houston area. But this is due to the drop in service and talent in other clubs. The club itself is…

Visited the St. James, or as it is known locally - The Church, on a Monday afternoon. Easily 35-45 girls ranging from 6-10. Drink prices are normal for topless clubs…

I've had good luck here in the past. Three weeks ago on a Friday night I was a little frustrated. It took forever to get served by the waitress. When one finally…

Had a great time at this club! Lots of great looking girls, dancers and waitresses. Never had to wait long for a drink. The dancers are not at all pushy about giving…

St. James, or "the Church", as it's often called, has been a good time for me every time I visit. This particular day, I arrived around 5:30. There is valet…

The St. James Club is out of the way if you're in central Houston. It's way up north beyond the North Beltway, but its definitely worth the drive. The club…

It has been a while since I have been able to slip away to my favorite club here in town. So I made up for lost time this afternoon. The St.…

I was in Houston on business this past week and went to St James all 3 evenings and the afternoon before I flew out (yeah, I know -- I am a strip-club…

Whenever im in H town, I inevitably end up here. Never had a bad evening. The hustle factor is very low which I appreciate very much. Youll notice that YMMV with different…

I visit St. James whenever I can when I'm in town. As said in all of the other reviews this is by far the best overall place in town, it's huge, clean,…

This is the only strip club that is near to airport and is always filled with great dancers, even on mondays. Though the options are definitely better on Thursday to Saturday evenings.…

St. James is located outside of Houston City limits (mile east of I45 on Rankin Road) and seems to have fewer rules compared to Houston clubs especially related to providing semi-privacy rooms.…

Went there on a Saturday night as I was in the area and couldn't resist. This is definitely one of the nicest clubs in Houston. The club itself has a…

Very decent club. Been here twice. Both times been on a Saturday night. The parking lot is quite large. I was able to find a space easily the first time, but made…

In summary, St. James is a great club if you're looking for a more upscale atmosphere, vast mix of dancers, low hustle and relaxation. Mileage is totally dependent on the dancer.…

When you arrive, most of the parking in front is reserved and it's implied that you need to valet...but there IS free self parking in the back. Cover is not terribly high,…

Went 4-530pm Tuesday afternoon. not many girls, maybe 10 total. all nice bodies, majority white but a couple latin and black. Beer more expensive compared to other clubs.…

This is a great club in the Houston area. I have been here several times and the girls are always friendly and plentiful. It is a very large club with…

I got there just after dark on a Saturday. Since it was early by club standards the cover was lower, about $5 or so. I've been there quite a few times and…

GREAT STEAKS !!! Oddly enough the big draw for me is the top notch steaks as this place has a restaurant with some amazing grill skills. ( I would go here…

The St James must have been better back in the day. But my visit on Thursday and Friday evenings were both very lackluster. The club itself is rather nice with three bars,…

Went to St. James again during the day. This was only the second time I've been. First of all, I basically fell in love with a dancer the first time I went.…