This review is about a month...

This review is about a month old but I was visiting Houston for the Houston Open and when I was not on the course I was in the church. Now this visit spanned from the afternoon into the evening but I want to talk about the afternoon portion of the visit. I have reviewed the amazing St. James before, and everyone here I think has covered how awesome the club is. Sadly on this particular afternoon Golden Vagina Syndrome (GVS) was out in full force. This sad sickness is a condition a stripper friend of mine has given to girls who are too good to work for their money, that sit around on their phones all night and then bitch that they didn't make any money. The condition appears to have spread to the St James lately... I was spending the late afternoon chilling before the final 4 games came on, the club was very much not busy with maybe only 5-10 other customers in the place. Working was definitely the B shift with only a couple 8-10's, the problem is the said 8-10's had come down with GVS. How do you diagnose this, well I qualify it as a girl who knows she is hot and expects customers to come to her and beg her for her attention. They perform their stage show with disgust that they had to go on stage, and when nobody comes to them they sit in the corner and pout on their phones. Now don't get me wrong, if it's super busy in the club sometimes you have to go get the girl you want, but middle of the day with it dead do your job and earn your money. This isn't me just being upset because I still had a good time with the ladies that did come by, however when brand new customers come in and I head them talking about how it sucks because no girls are coming around that is a terrible reflection on what is a great club. Maybe I am a little jaded as a good friend of mine is a stripper who busts her ass just to make ends meet and when I see these dumb girls complain about not having money handed to them it's very upsetting.

Although this particular experience was not one of my favourites, I do still love the church and look forward to a return visit next month.