Houston Dolls Cabaret

Came here late Sunday after a trip to The Church. Upon entry, you're pat searched, and pay your $10 cover. The place is kinda small, but has a huge stage. It's setup pretty…

Stopped by on the way back to the hotel as I could see the place from I-45 and traffic was a nightmare. Admittedly it was early and probably too early to really…

Left the previous club I was at since it was like 2 miles down the road. There was enough parking, I rolled up at like 8. Security pats you down outside. 10$ cover…

Arrived around 9pm. Got patted down before entering, and walk though medal detector one you open the door. Club itself is conf through renovations bar to the right when you…

I hadn't visited this club in months so figured I'd check them out again. This club used to be really good back in the day (10+ years ago) but recently it…

I'm very new to Strip Clubs in general so this review is from the perspective of a newbie. I visited this establishment twice. The first visit the hottest girl approached…

This place is like 200 yds down from St. James. I used to go here before and after a lot of nothing at St. James. It's in a very small…

It had been a while since I last visited Houston Dolls but it was a Sunday night and there wasn’t much going on at the church so I figured I’d check out…

After a recent stop at a neighboring club I found myself pulling into Dolls parking lot just after midnight on a Saturday hoping to enjoy a dance or two after not being…

Visited dolls after work to kill time. I heard the club was in bad shape but it was really bad shape. It shares a parking lot with a strip center. There was still…

I told my self I wasn’t coming back here again but it’s been a couple of years and thought I’d see if anything improved. Sadly not much. Apparently there is some…

New mgmt has cleaned the place up and the service is better but the dancers are still awful. Boring, by and large not attractive. Heavy ampount of Cubans which could be fine…

To start with, I have been to this club several times in the past and the last few times I have left vowing to never return but it has happened once again.…

Had tons of fun the first time I went so I taught I would go again. Similar number of girls working ~10-15. I grabbed a beer and took a seat. The girls were…

First time visiting the club. Walked in bought a beer and then sat and scoped the place out. Very dark inside. There are 2 stages there. Two in the main area and…

Was at the St James just down the road and not having any luck there so I thought i'd try Dolls just to see what its like. I went in and ordered…

I’ve been trying to widen my horizons lately. While it might seem a noble endeavor, it comes with risks. For every new gem you find, you will also find a…

I admit I was here shortly after they opened and not much was going on. # PL's and myself with 2 dancers and 3 waitresses who also do dances. Decided…

Its been a while since I was in Houston, so I stopped by to see the club. Not much changes since my last visit, maybe not quite as dark as before…

Pros: You will be respected. You will not get mugged! :) Music I found to be very good. They seemed to avoid that typical top 40 and bad edm club music. Dubsteb was…

This place is just off I45 on Greens Road in a mini strip mall like location and just up the road from the much larger St James. Mparking lot is not…

Saturday night visit, 7:45-8:30. Free parking, $10 cover, $6.00 bottled water at the bar. In doing my research prior to my visit to Houston, I notice this club's website says, "We do…

Been to this club a few times and it's obviously going downhill at this point. As mentioned in a previous review the club now opens at 6pm rather than 11am. The club…

Sad day. Dolls hours are only open at night now so the ability to go during the day for serious action is now over. However, many of the day dancers…

This is definitely a you get what you pay for type situation. New hours are 6P-2A Monday thru Sunday. Not sure how to submit to have hours changed... Unless it's a temporary…

Finished meetings early and had a few hours before my flight. I could have changed to an earlier flight but I wanted to check out the St James club that is…

I reviewed this club nearly a year ago and think I may have said I would never go back, recently I found myself in the area and bored and stopped by again…

Tuesday maybe 4 in the afternoon, i had been at the St James just prior, st james was pretty good had a dance there but i was ready to roll so i…

So on my last visit to Houston Dolls, pretty similar to my other experiences. The club is nothing fancy, but maybe that's your thing. I like that it's pretty chill and no…

This place is pretty big, theres a metal detector as you walk in. No one is at the desk til 7ish, free cover before then. Theres a bar to the right and…

Passing through Houston and had some time for a visit befote my next appointment the next day. The place has been described before so I won't go into a lot of…

In summary, Houston Dolls is a decent topless club. Guarded and well-lit parking lot.Sself-parking available. No entry fee for this early evening visit. The main stage to the left upon entry. A smaller…

Made a stop at Dolls on a Friday just after lunch. As usual, it was pretty slow with only about 8 dancers present. They normally rotate every 3 songs during the…

We stopped by on a Monday after work with the wife in tow. Cover was $15 total for both of us, not sure if she was free or not. We arrived around…

I've become a regular at the club up the road from here but decided to mix it up a little and give this place another shot. Stopped in about 5pm on a…

I have been to few strip clubs in San Antonio in 2014. This club in Houston gave me the best experience of all clubs on my list so far. I visited this…

Went to this club on a Sunday afternoon. Kinda ghetto from the outside and in a shady strip mall. As you enter there is a metal detector Club is dated on the…

The first thing you notice when you enter this club is that you cannot see anything, because the low level lighting especially if you enter on daytime and the sun is shining.…

In town for a meeting, had been to st. James it was ok. Wanted to try something new so went to dolls. Pulled into lot and lots of cars, no valet which…

I came here some time ago because I was in the area. The club is average size and the girls at the time were ok. I got dances from two different girls…

I went to this club on a Friday afternoon for a short visit. I was in a strip club hopping mood that day, as I had just come from St. James down…

As mentioned before this place can be hit or miss and mostly was a miss this night. No cover at door but added to price of my beer when I finally…

I will first start by saying this place is really hit or miss. With the Church being right down the street most girls end up working there but this place still…

Went in last Saturday and it was a grave yard. It was maybe 7 when I got there and there was maybe 1 girl on the floor. The waitresses were nice, and…

Went in about 11 p with boyfriend. Door girl took his baseball had because they are not allowed. We went in and the waitress directed us to a table. The sound system…

Usually when in town I head down the street to the church but I was getting tired of the GVS that was going on and decided to give Dolls a try. First…

Not a huge place, and not in the best part of town. Walked in and noticed the customers are a bit downscale from the club down the street (St James).…

Club is very dim inside, took a couple minutes for vision to adjust. Threw a few dollars on the stage for dancers, most on the floor were preoccupied with other customers. After…

Houston Dolls is right down the street from me and I love hitting this place up during lunch. I walked in around noon this day and paid my tab and got…

This place is a dive. I'm not sure how it looks during busier times, I came in on a Sunday afternoon (lets say 3ish) and didn't stay very long. I think there…

Tried this club for the fourth time on a Thursday around lunch time two weeks ago. As with all of my visits to this club at this time of day there were…

Visited 8:30pm on Presidents day. Very imposing Bouncer outside. $10 cover, there is a metal detector they ignore. Once inside it is fairly dark as it should be. Waitress immediately asks you…

In a word, this place is "shabby" The club is dirty. The drinks are gtotty, the girls are friendly (but so is my mother-in law). The girls are also…

This review was from last week when in town on business. I decided to stop by for an afternoon (4pm) visit as a first as I had some free time.…

I went into Houston Dolls on an early Saturday afternoon. It is in a small strip mall. As I walked in it was quite large and nicely decorated. I…

I made my 2nd visit to the Houston area recently for work and returned to Houston Dolls after a good experience the first time I traveled there. The place hasn't changed much in…

Ok so we will try again. Visited the doll on Sunday afternoon. Not a big crowd at all and the dancers were few and far between. Seems this place is having a…

Ymmv So, I made it to Houston dolls. Upon entry it definitely feels like my kind of club. Dark inside, with 2 stages and friendly girls. No one…

I'm in Houston for some work and decided to head out and scope out some strip clubs. Now, being a Florida native, I had often thought of Florida as the strip club…

The Dolls has been really hit and miss off late for me. i used to frequent this club before i found out about the church. i used to enjoy coming here and…

I agree with previous reviews that this place is kind of a dive. Was on the way to the Church down the street but decided to stop by at this place…

This club is kind of like a Dive bar. Sometimes you can go there and have a great time others well... You would have just done better by staying home.…

While in Houston stopped by the Doll to see how the action was. As always with this place, it's very dark on the inside, takes a few minutes for the eyes to…

I guess I showed up too early but there was almost no one in the club. Very few patrons and fewer dancers. One girl did sit down with me and she was…

Decided to go to to this place I was area and kind of bored. 2 anted see what type of trouble I can get into. That remind this should be old post…

Arrived around 11pm after several hours down the road at St. James watch dancers sit around playing on their cell phones and hanging out at the bar. I'll not describe the…

Dropped by after flying in to IAH and checking into my nearby hotel. Easy enough to get to, close to the airport and I-45. Pulled into the parking lot, no spaces so stopped…

I walked into this club after a flight in from a business trip. There was nobody at the door, but a server took my 5 dollar entrance fee. My immediate…

Was visiting Houston and had time to make a stop at a club before catching a flight. I did some research on this site and decided that Houston Dolls had the most…

After dropping a respectable amount of cash at St. James and having only a relatively lame time as a result, I moved onto Houston Dolls. I was supposed to meet a…

This review is for about 3 weeks ago. When I arrived there it was a Thursday evening and I was in the mood but pressed for time. There was still parking to…

Houston Dolls was only 10 min drive from my hotel so decided to give it a try. Showed my hotel key but still had to pay $5 for parking. Entry was free…

Went there during the lunch hour as my first stop was too crowded and I was looking for a more laid back place. At lunch there is no parking fee and…

Went to Houston Dolls on Wednesday night. I did not have to pay for parking and got in free with a hotel key. Gotta like that entry price. Girls…

$10 mandatory parking, $10 cover with no drink included. I guess the main page needs to be corrected to show all this. Private Dance is $20, but average contact. Overall poor experience since I sat…

Had an overnight layover in Houston so decided to try a few clubs out. Went here based on proximity to my hotel. There is a metal detector at the front door, which…

The place is easy to find on a long straight road... In fact, the St. James and the Houston Dolls are just a few yards from each other. Parking is average, but there…

I've been to dolls a few times while traveling through Houston. I usually stay in The Woodlands and this is a quick trip over. inside and out, the decor leaves a lot…

Always a pretty good time at Dolls. This particular evening, talent wasn't stellar and there wasn't much. So I got a beer and chilled for a while. They let you smoke inside…

This is without doubt the darkest club that I have ever visited. Coming in from the Houston sunlight, it took nearly half an hour to adjust to the dark. This is…

Probably the nicest looking women on the north side of town. Hard to find extras, but nice quality talent available here. Drink prices are about average with the normal run of the…

Some definite advantages here. It was worth a return visit after a comparison with the nearby St. James, and I'd say Houston Dolls did better. Here's why. Have you ever been in a…

This is a review that I should have written about 2 weeks ago.. Was heading to the St. James but it was a bit early so I thought I would have couple…

I really liked this club. It's a very relaxed environment and the dancers aren't that pushy. I had several that would sit and talk to me for quite a while. If I…

Well went back to the doll after a long time away and to my surprise, the o.d management team is back and they have brought along some quality talent!! Over the years…

So I hit up houston dolls on a recent Monday afternoon. Parking lot was fairly empty but I went in anyway. Only four or five customers inside. I feel…

You never know what you're going to get when you walk in this place. Tonight though was a hit. About 8-10 dancers were working, and an unusual number of them…

Went to Houston Dolls on a Monday night, which admittedly isn't the best night to judge a strip club. Paid valet...plus $10 cover. Metal detector at the door...and enter into…

This place is very hit or miss. Sometimes you go in and there are lots of dancers, some good lookers, and sometimes there are few dancers, none to be recommended on…

Went to Dolls on Saturday afternoon. I wasn't expecting it to be hopping because of what time it was, but I was hoping for some quality girls. There were some pretty girls there,…

Went here on a recent Monday afternoon. Typically go down the street to st James but thought what the heck. Normally 10 dollar cover at night but was able to…