This is a review that I...

This is a review that I should have written about 2 weeks ago.. Was heading to the St. James but it was a bit early so I thought I would have couple of drinks here first and see if anything had changed. It hadn't. Its still dingy and the parking lot a bit dicey. Being that it wasn't yet dark outside I was ok with that.

If you haven't been here this is a fairly low end club that is definitely hit or miss on talent and/or fun.

Finished a beer before I was approached by a skinny hispanic girl. No harm in letting her sit for a bit. I didn't at the time seem many others much better; save for the waitresses which can dance for you if they wish. The 2 on staff weren't dancing that day... bummer. Anyways, this was was all business. Pushy for a dance. I almost sent her away but thought what the hell to get one or two. I had brought a pocket full of money for the church later. She was a very dirty girl. Went right for my junk and was unzipping the pants right out of the gate. She encouraged me to touch her everywhere; so I did of course. After the first dance she said it would be $200 for FS right there in the little room. I declined. she then said we could go to my truck in about an hour for $150. I also declined. She was absolutely dirty and most likely in all the right ways but she just wasn't cute enough and i felt she had probably done that 15 times that day already.

Stuck around for a bit longer and did find a very cute and young brunnete who had great convo skills and wasn't pushy at all. She did eventually ask if I wanted some dances. I asked up front what her rules were and she stated mutual touching as long as it stayed over the clothes... bummer. But being that she was so cute and nice I got a few high contact dances from her.

Then sat at the bar for a bit and was approached by butter. Great body, butter face... I asked what her rules were and she said there were none. Had about 3 dances but then i realized I was hustled. She kept moving my hands and and then finally said there were girls here who did that but not her... go figure. I got scammed. Part of the game.