Houston Dolls Cabaret

I like this place. It's simple and straight forward. Laid back and chill. Went on a Friday afternoon, not the best time to meet lots of girls, but there were a few,…

sigh... Well this use to be one of my most favorite places to go but it really as fallen off... I mean they have to compete with St. James down…

OK I'm an Indian so I will have a different set of experience from others here. The dancers were mostly white or Hispanic. Only 3 of them showed up to me. Some…

I have been to Houston Dolls many times over the years. Of course the experience can vary from time to time, but it is usually quite good. The girls are ordinarily quite attractive,…

I had a great time on my first visit to Houston Dolls... eventually. It's an extremely laid back atmosphere. I think I waited 30 minutes to get my first drink (which was…

Decided to kill some time here on a Thursday evening. Club is located in a strip mall besides other businesses. Sometimes there is mandatory valet parking. Even if you park yourself, you…

Same as in previous reviews, it is a $5 entrance fee which is paid when you get your first drink before 7 pm. Smoking allowed with no pasties on the girls.…

Decided to check out Houston Dolls tonight first on my way to St James. This club isn't bad but not super impressive either. There are definitely some hot girls here though and…

Went to SJ first and was surprised, by how much of a disappointment this place was. Cover was too much and very dull inside. Outside they had a security guy with a…

I went into this place expecting to enjoy myself on my day off from work. I don't know if it was just me but the place seemed very dark inside it wasn't…

After visiting SJ down the street wanted to try this one also. Like SJ you must pass through a metal detector since this club is also outside the city limits dancers don't…

I have been here on five or six occasions over the last two years, including twice within the last six weeks. I have always felt like this was a high mileage,…

First of all i have to say i like this place, low pressure, high mileage. there are usually four or five nice looking dancers and private dances are easy to get and fun.…

Well id passed this place several times and always wanted to stop. Smaller Club than the "church" down the road and it sits in a strip mall with a Vietnamese food place…

Horrible dancers. One grossly overweight and another one crazy skinny, not pretty either...tipped one hispanic girl (a 6, the best there), got cold response. Two of the five dancers were black. The…

I stop in here a few times per year and the level of fun varies. On my most recent trip it seemed that the quality of the dancers had increased dramatically. This…

This place can be one of the most complicated places to club at in Houston. Sometimes the girls are there to work and make everyone happy and sometimes well... they all…

Went with my husband, girls were pretty nasty and we left pretty quick. He has has full service there before and I wanted to watch but I did not find any girls…

I went here with group of coworkers one night. The club was located in a small shopping center. I initially was reluctant to go in but everyone said this club was legit.…

Went to Houston Dolls on a Sunday evening.. Ok it was Mother's Day & it explained why they were short staffed. There were maybe 5 girls total including a newbie waitress who just…

Decided to try Houston Dolls on a business trip as I thought the reviews sounded interesting. Probably won't go back. Arrived during the day, the strip mall is shady and…

Stopped in at this place early on a Friday evening to see what was going on. The club is a little dumpy and the dancers are not in the upper tier, but…

the club is is a little strip center down the road from St. James. Parking is tough, i think there is a game room place in the same center. Valet is five…

Houston Dolls on a Saturday night is still pretty slow compared to St. James down the street. Parking lot was full so I had to valet, but it there did not…

I typically go to St. James and have a VIP membership, but I thought I would try HD. The decor is reasonable but the private rooms are run down - there…

Enjoyed my night at Dolls. First time here, been to Treasures, fun but pricy and a tad too proud of itself. Been to the church, but they really cater to regulars and…

This place is your typical "dive" club. Maybe one step up. Located in a strip mall next to a hotel by the airport. Good place to stop on the…

I was in town on a business trip, and I wanted to escape reality and have some fun. This turned out to be the place to do it. I went on a Wednesday…

$5 cover, I think it used to be free. I have only been in the afternoon and there is no door person so you order a drink and they pop you…

First visits here in the last few months, as I went on a Friday afternoon then Saturday night. The club is a bit of a dive, but I give it an…

I visited this club a couple of months back on my way from the airport.. Great place and reasonably priced..However, quality is not consistent and always is going down.. I guess it…

This club is just north of the airport. I had just flown in and decided to stop by and pass some time. The setup in this club is fantastic in…

This club has a main stage and a center stage, visible right when you enter. Acceptable decor and space. Very close to another club St. James which has…

Ok so I understand i just reviewed this place a few days ago but what a difference a day makes... A friend and I were to meet here, have a couple of beers,…

Stopped by Houston Dolls this past Sunday afternoon. Was simply in the area and wanted a few drinks and perhaps some fun. This club is a bit dated and a tad dank.…

This is the first strip club I have visited since moving to Houston so I can not speak to it versus other local clubs. Most of my strip club experience has…

So I had a great time on my previous trip here and I happened to be near the club on a Thursday night so I decided to stop by. There were a few…

This was my first visit to this club. The club was decent overall. I went on a Friday afternoon and the cover was only $5. The club looked pretty clean inside. It…

After reading the reviews of Houston Dolls, I was excited to visit. All previous reviews are accurate and represent Dolls well. This is a high mileage club - or at the very…

I walk in and the place is really dark. There's no other customers. Only one bartender/waitress was there. Drinks were not weak and the prices were normal. I got a jack &…

It was ok for the money. The girls are average for the area but nothing I would take pictures of. If you have never been to a gentlemen club it would be…

Went on Thursday night a lot of spinners walking around 20 dollar dance. Had my eye on a young short haired spinner. Had to chase because theya re busy and don't really…

Blech this club is a dive. You can get a full ride here but it is no bargain. The private spaces aren't so private and they are dripping with grunge, I wouldn't…

Definitely a step down in class from St. James, which is very close to this club. The cover is only $10 as opposed to $15 at St. James. I went…

Second time here, great club. Very relaxing club with a lot of really hot girls. Some of the girls aren't the best but there are plenty of good ones and they all…

I arrived about 8pm and the club was pretty much dead. Around 9:30 it started to pick up. Overall there were only 2 or 3 girls that interested me and the other…

This is really a YMMV club. Sometimes I go in for a visit on the way to the airport and wonder why I bothered, other times this can be the best club…

Very good club and very little pressure from any of the girls. Most of them will joke around with you and just hang out but they won't pressure you for a dance…

Girls were all very friendly, some had a lot of tattoos, some were more classy/well put-together than others. Got a dance with my man and saw a girl one booth over doing…

After reading the reviews about this place I was not too sure if I wanted to stop in while in Houston for some business. So being bored on a Sunday night I…

Stopped by after work with some time and money to kill. Sat down after walking in the door and going through the metal detector. The cute waitress came up to…

In town for a conference and had some free time to visit HD. The metal detector was a first for me, but it is Texas after all. Overall the experience…

Got to this club around 8 p.m. Had never been there before, so decided to try it instead of St, James, which was already a known quantity and only a couple…

After walking in from the bright sunny outside, I couldn't see a thing except the stage, a few TVs, and a bar in the distance. Had to stand by the door for…

Stopped by here on a recent trip to Houston. Picked this over St. James as I was right off of the golf course and wasn't quite as put together as I wanted…

I decided to stop by on a Monday night as a departure from my usual spot St. James which is right down the road. The appearance from the outside isn't very…

I stopped by on a Sunday evening about 7pm with a couple hours to kill before a meeting. There was no one working the door and the metal detector was turned…

Stopped by on a Friday evening to kill time since I was flying out early next morning. Dancers were friendly and not near as pushy as other clubs like Treasures, Rick's, St.…

I was coming into town early one evening and decided to stop by and see what it had to offer. The reason I picked this particular club was because it was convenient…

North off Houston, off I45, well lit parking also valet. cover was 10, bottle beer 5. large stage with tables around on one side, and small circular stage in middle.…

Ive been here a few times before and it's really a hit or miss club. The thing about this club thats unlike others in Houston is that the girls dont spend all…

I try to go by this club every so often, it's a nice place to kick back. The dancers generally seem to be pretty easy going, but every once in…

This seems to be my usual hangout just to lazy to go to others and be disappointed. The place needs a thorough going over - pretty old and run down. But it's…

On the north side of Houston, St. James is my usual hangout but based on a couple of reviews and the hope to find something just a bit different, I visited Houston…

Havent been here in a long time and with the St James just down the road these guys have tough competition. Showed up around 1:30 and immediately a really cute girl from…

Cover was 10 dollars. I bought a beer for 5-7 dollars, can't remember. Came around 9 or 10 on a Saturday night with the place being moderately to semi crowded.…

This little gem of a club at one time was one of my favorites in the Houston area. In the last couple of months or so the quality has diminished substantially. The…

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Take my ratings as an average of two visits. (With one hand on a hot stove and the other…

Arrived just after 8 on a Saturday evening. Because Final Four and PGA Championship going on, expected lots of girls-didn't happen. No parking lot trolls present, but there were coned off spaces.…

Arrived on Wednesday afternoon from about 2-4. The club is just down the street from St James in a small low end strip mall. Not a lot of available parking,…

Went to this club today was gonna go to St. James for first time but found it too busy and just really didn't seem like my style place. Anyway the club…

Went in on Saturday afternoon. Self parked in their parking lot. It seems they also have Valet parking but not mandatory. Paid the five dollar cover charge and preceeded to lounge area. it…

This review will cover two visits. I went the first Monday after Thanksgiving, and I returned this past Monday. I arrived at 12:30 (this Monday) looking for a dancer that I had…

<p>I made my annual turkey day trek to Dolls. Arrived at 4:15 (just after opening). No one asked for cover and there weren't any parking lot trolls. The buffet was set up…

Arrived at 10:15 p.m. Parking lot trolls were present, but they weren't dominating the parking lot-I was able to get a good (free) parking space. Cover was 10.00 and the metal detector…

Walked in this week and the place just had a funky vibe. Went ahead and sat down and in addition to the vibe, the place just smelled kind of funky too.…

Another great time at Houston Dolls. Saw my regular girl on stage when I got there, ordered a drink and took in the babes. As soon as her set was over my…

First time at Houston Dolls. I arrived about 4:30 pm and was not impressed from the outside, but the inside was better. $5 cover, relaxed management at door. Nice layout to the…

The St. James was a little slow, so I decided I'd run inside HD to see if anything was going on. I'd only been once before, after I'd had a lot to…

I arrived at 2 p.m. Cover was five bucks and so was the bottled water. When I pulled up in the lot, I noticed the marquee said "Help Wanted" (not a good…

I visited this club on a weeknight to get some of the local flavor. Walking in one goes through a metal detector, a common fixture here in Houston, I have discovered. This…

All i have to say about houston dolls about this time on sum real shit fuck them & they no who the fuck im talking about they need to learn how to…

Having had such a good time just a few days ago went in prepared for the worst. Generally speaking lowering your expectations is the way to go. Sat for about 20 with…

Hadn't been here in quite sometime... several years actually. Just popped in a for a few beers right at lunchtime. 5$ cover after I had sat down and ordered a drink. The…

This is a lower end club. It's down the street from the St James near the airport. Havent been here in a few years so decided to check it out. At least…

Arrived at 3:05 p.m. on a Saturday. No parking lot trolls or security present. I noticed a young black kid casing cars in the east lot. No door person was present, but…

Arrived Saturday at 9:15 p.m. Parking lot was well lit and there was an armed guard present. Parking lot troll was present, but not as aggressive in times past-I was able to…

The club looks very shady on the outside but is clean enough and a nice place to hang out inside. There is valet parking that is relatively cheap. I would…

For the uninitiated,this club looks like a dump from outside and the furniture inside is beaten up and in need of replacement, but the place is latex free and thongs are worn.…

I went into the club around 2 in the afternoon. There was a light crowd and a few dancers working. There may have been more in the back that I…

Point Blank ... you can get whatever you want at this club. I arrived on Sunday about 5:30PM, the club was almost empty. There were about 10 customers and 8 dancers. A…

I arrived around 11 pm. The cover around $8 and you have to pay a $5 parking fee. Inside, the place is well lit with a main stage up front…

Arrived at Dolls at 10:30 p.m. The marquee outside says "Party is Here" and boy was that true tonight. I was there about 15 minutes when a waitress and dancer got into…

Arrived at 12:55 p.m. The place was active with dancers doing three song sets. I paid a 5.00 cover and 5.00 for a drink. I ended up getting a dance each from…

I drove by St. James because the parking lot was packed full. Just the oppisite at this club not many dancers or customers. $10 cover and $20 dances.I had a couple of…

I arrived at 6:55 p.m., and there was no one at the door. I must also stipulate that a new dancer, Sapphire was tearing it up onstage, and I mean tearing it…

I stopped in about 5:45 PM, for a drink before going out to dinner last night. Outside the parking lot and the club look run down. Inside, the club is…

stopped by the st. james the other night and got in for free for some reason -- well, i wasn't charged a cover. only had to pay the pole tax.…

I Visited the Club around lunch time to see what was going on. I sat at a table in the middle of the club to see what was going on.…

Stopped by for the first time in a while. I had been there for about twenty minutes when my former ATF saw me. We sat and talked for awhile, enjoying each other's…