I'm in Houston for some work...

I'm in Houston for some work and decided to head out and scope out some strip clubs. Now, being a Florida native, I had often thought of Florida as the strip club state, and Tampa being the strip club capital of the US, but damn, I may have to change my mind on that after being in Houston for the first time. When I punched "Strip Club" into google maps by my hotel, the whole freaking thing lit up. I had plenty of options, but closest to me was Rankin Rd, so I opted for Houston Dolls first.

Houston Dolls is located in a small strip mall on Rankin Road. I arrived after 7pm on a Wednesday night. There was a $10 cover, but it was waived when I showed them my hotel room key. The place was really dark, even for a strip club. They have a very interesting layout going. A main stage with poles, and then a smaller center stage with multiple poles that form a cage around the stage, allowing the dancers to get really creative with their performances.

I immediately ordered a beer and sat down at a table. There were about 10 girls working. The brunette on the main stage had gorgeous legs to die for, but it really stopped there. She was a little thick around the waist and had obvious "Baby Damage" around the stomach area. She wasn't all too entertaining to watch either. There was a pretty hot Latina girl working the group of guys a few tables down, I'd definitely be keeping my eye on her if she became available. Another Latina girl was working her way around the cage stage. But for the most part, if I had to describe the overall quality of dancers here, I'd say they're around 5-7's tops, with a 7.5 scattered in. Definitely not top-notch talent, but that doesn't mean there wouldn't be fun to be had.