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Come on juice crew camybe, bonfucker and the other haters just put in an order for a massive shit on the forum....let's clog this board up with funny ass threads and nonsense that helps us love, laugh and learn how…

More like a teddy bear. TMZ just discovered what juicecarton writes about on stripperweb. He talks about how he gets women left and right and the only thing the strippers can look forward to besides his dick is KFC and…

Growing up how many of yall fucked your friends moms ? I fucked about 5

Why is the atmosphere so different between a strip club and an art museum? Beautiful inanimate objects seem to deserve decorum, even reverence. But not beautiful human beings. Everyone seems to get it that somebody being noisy…

Juice: how much for BBFS ? Dancer: $1,000 ! Juice: gooooood Lawd ! That's a lot of money !!!..... How bout I give you $25 and you watch me Jack off ! Come on let's keep this funny post going ...add to it…

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2013/07/07/courtney_stodden_wears_a_stripperlike_

Let me tell you folks...It is sad to be demoted to Juice sockpuppet. Don't get me wrong -- I'm a proud member of the Juice Crew. That dude makes me laugh 'til chocolate milk comes out my nose (though only…

Out here, in Southern California, along the 60 fwy, the 10 fwy, and the 15 fwy, we have billboards. Not just any billboards, but strip club billboards. Half-naked, wanton women inviting you their club.…

First off this isn't about Me although it happened to me in PA back in August 2003 only a few times and before 2003 in some NY clubs BUT LATELY NOT and I know two single friends that "might"…

Someone posted this picture on a different message board (not a strip club board). Don't know where this would be. http://i.imgur.com/ckS1vBM.jpg

When, if ever, do you think the day will come when it's considered inoffensive (and complimentary if the $ amount is high) for a guy to offer P4P to any woman? Like asking someone if they are interested in…

I have had many dreams where I was on alien planets and some of those planets had human looking hot females. The weirdest sexual encounter with an alien species in my dreams was some type of walking talking octopus more than…

This question is for those that enjoy ejaculating during a lapdance. I've recently gone to my favorite club-Player Club in Baltimore, finished during a dance and felt I'd like to go again as the evening was over in less than…

You know these guys have such similar personalities it's almost hard to tell them apart. I bet if you did an experiment where you covered up the names in their arguments and had to ask which guy was which, very…

I've got a boy who is about to turn 19... I wanted to bring him to a strip club. I'd heard about Angels in Clearwater (nude -- so I assume 18+)? We used to call 'em "Juice…

Go on....tell us and the story on how you got it ;)

After being married for 43 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and…

http://www.theprovince.com/news/vancouver/Orange+refers+young+women+fresh+meat+neighbourhood+where/8622578/story.html

It would be coo-el to see how we'll SassyBecca's wisdom aligns with Duo's... How do you react when... 1. Juicebro, obviously trippin' balls on a mixture of cough syrup, LSD, crack, and yoo-hoo, begins to have a vision o' the LORD when…

Perhaps my Miami brethren can clue me in, but I recently met up with a chick who claimed to work at Tootsies when I was on the road. The claim she made was that a real balls to the wall…

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch hooker videos backwards? A: They like the part where the girl gives the money back

How many waitresses have you picked up and fucked ?