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A woman goes to a pet shop and says to the owner, "I want to get my husband a special, out-of-the ordinary pet for his 45th birthday." The owner tells her, "I have this rare Amazon blow frog. It gives…

http://www.wjbf.com/story/28264504/policy-changes-at-schools-after-students-dance-to-song-celebrating-strippers Why would parents of elementary school students object to Usher's innocent lyrics? Shawty, I don’t mind If you dance on a pole That don’t make you a ho Shawty, I don’t mind when you work until three If you’re leaving with me Go make that…

One day little Johnny was passing his parents room he heard some noises. He peeks in the door and sees his dad fucking his mom from behind. His dad winks at him so he shuts the door and goes to…

DETROIT (WXYZ) - A large water main break is causing quite a mess in Detroit. It's happening just outside Crazy Horse, a strip club in the 8100 block of Michigan Avenue, right by I-94. Michigan Avenue is now closed to traffic.…

Turns out Dexter liked strippers! Brilliant! www.ranker.com/list/adult-jokes-in-kids-shows/jacob-shelton?format=SLIDESHOW&page=14

DEA says rabbits like to get stoned! www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/03/02/dea-warns-of-stoned-rabbits-if-utah-passes-medical-marijuana/

What do people use cell phones in the strip club for? I have seen a few guys surreptitiously taking photos of the girls. But mostly seems to be texting friends to let them know where they are, or…

I like to use my I phone 6 plus in clubs to check up on emails, read a newspaper article, or browse TER, EROS, or other web pages. This makes my visit to the Club multidimensional and exhilarating! I…

Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever http://www.theonion.com/articles/bacon-good-for-you-reports-best-scientist-ever,3048/

Want to know any pornstar Visiting Chicago for appearing at event orr club ?

Wives, gfs, or random sluts... I know GACA has a civvy gf right now. Curious who else besides him and me at least occasionally gets the GFE and BBBJ without paying for it? Let's put the cut off at the…

Had a few requests lately for me to grow out a bush. Not some crazy thing but I guess more like a trimmed bush lol. What ya think? should I kick it old school for a few nights?

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.…

Among the personality types that don't work for a stripper, one of the worst is the low talker. I just had one of these and never heard a single word she said because of the loud music. I…

I've been having quite some difficulty lately regarding my neighbors. They seem to hate me for no reason, and I think it's because they know what I do for a living, as evidenced by the bags I cart to and…

What man can complain about this reason to divorce? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2979363/Nigerian-woman-files-divorce-husband-s-penis-big.html Nigerian woman files for divorce because her husband's penis is 'too big'

That is that the change in the cycle of the moon affects people's stock trading decisions. You could throw in gravitational pressure differences between the moon's closest approach and farthest out it is while in orbit. I've seen…

I quit drinking several years ago. So I am not sure if I would go for this or not. http://www.palcohol.com/

A 3-day pass for the Grateful Dead's farewell reunion show this summer are listed on StubHub for $116,000 Should I not miss this once in a lifetime opportunity---or should I just waste it on stripppers? That's a tough one

Since people think I'm some joker named Juice I thought I should explain my repetition of "brilliant!" I'm sure it seems like a joke! I actually didn't use the word a lot but I used it in my first few…

I take it that juice used to post more than I saw him posting as the prophet! The prophet posts were really weird and almost incomprehensible! Not sure if they were brilliant or not! But anyway GACAclub accused me of being…

The shortest Fairy Tale ever! A man asked a woman to marry him. She said no and he lived happily ever after. The end.

In 2009 a then brilliant young monger formulated a game theory wherein a traveling salesman in a three piece polyester suit my successful order takeout 35 of every 100 tries. A year ago yesterday, a fan of this theory coined…

I'll let JS69 set the date (just provide a month lead time for people to clear some vay-kay) But I hope that anyone who roams in G-ville wouldn't mind plopping into PP and share a few beers, a…

You've read through threads. Seen discussions and comments. Got a feel of the personalities. So who do you feel are the top 10 most fuckable users based on personality alone. And don't stroke my ego, even though I'm sure I'm numero uno…