Front Room

The only 3 clubs nearest me are all closed down :( guess it's time for new adventures and new stories to make. I'll probably start after Christmas I have a couple in mind to go to

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Poker has impacted my life and other hobbies of mine in many ways. One of these ways is how I view and use my money for strip clubs. For years I've treated strip clubs like a one bullet shot at a…

That's right. Alucard's account. Not a fake dot account, the real account. Wonder how they got his password

It is part of the Bill of Rights. Read it. Repeal one and the rest are fair game.

I peruse TUSCL's daily reviews. It looks like in some places across the country lap dances start out at 40 bucks per song. Da fuck? Here in LA most of the clubs start out at 20 bucks a song. From what…

at the famous gogorama last night. had my eyes on this blonde throughout the entire time. but she's unfortunately parked her ass on a bar stool next this whale of a customer. most likely a whale of a regular. after a…

Scientifically proven!!! :) :) :)

So I'm at Tootsies last night and I step in the LD area...the girl snuggles up to me a bit while we're waiting for the song and going through the whole 'pointless convo' thing. We're kind of comfortable, but she…

A stripper reveals the signs that a customer is undatable. She did not say anything about the guy being older than her father, so I'm good to go. https://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/nation/relationship-advice-from-a-stripper

Do good looking guys get better lap dances then ugly guys ? My friend who's a former stripper says she would only give great dances to the guys she thought were hot

Do good looking guys get better lap dances then ugly guys ? My friend who's a former stripper says she would only give great dances to the guys she thought were hot

Nipples pointing different directions at Bikini Riot? Why is there a riot? Did whoever started it not like crooked nipples? https://www.coedcherry.com/paysite/bikini-riot

Trigger warning: Big Bazoom Alert -- girls 2-4 have larger-than-average titties! Trigger warning: Topless Blonde Alert -- girls 2 and 4 are additionally guilty of blondeness!! Five pics each of Page 3 girls Courtnie Quinlan, Danielle Sellers, Sabine Jemeljanova, and…

I've been bouncing this around in my head but wanted to get more data (not enough of my own reconnaissance). The overall question is "Are holidays a good time to go to the strip club?". With Thanksgiving just…

You buy a stripper a $1,000 TV and you never get invited over to watch it

The front room is pre flop Paying for a dance is seeing a flop Going champagne is looking to play some turns OTC is getting it all in on the river

Well ? List your reason for or against

1. Small minds[s] 2. Paranoia 3. Legality vs Principle 4. Violations 5. Wild Imagination[s] 6. Wicked "Secret Plans" 7. Conspiracy Theories 8. Fun 9. NAMES 10. NUMBERS 11. LISTS 12. Etc..............

I feel deep depression for any of you long term vets that have only had the fuck Making love is magical with a stripper

MIAMI-DADE, Fla. - A man died during a shooting at a strip club on Saturday, according to police. There was panic and chaos at Coco's Nightclub at 1430 NW 119 St., near North Miami. A woman was crying. A man was…

A belching, topless Florida blond crashed her car and then tried to wiggle out of her woe by telling a cop he was the “sexiest thing.” Cops say Jamie Schmude was behind the wheel of a four-door vehicle on the Dixie…

Any ideas on what to say on the card ? Pictures ? Links ? Need help in designing this one

I wanted to do a quick survey. This year, I wanted to prepare a Christmas present from me to TUSCL. Which of the following would you prefer? (and, sorry, but you only get to choose one of the following two): 1)…

This is one of the strangest things to happen to me, in case anyone cares to read about it. So, I met a woman on an online dating site (OK Cupid). She's very pretty and we exchange messages for a…