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TO MY BELOVED SERENITY SIN FOR SHE MAY BE THE ONLY GIRL LEFT ON THE ULTIMATE STRIP CLUB LIST WHO DOENT HAVE ME ON BLOCK, THEREFORE I PROPOSE MARRIAGE. NOW ITS TIME FOR A TUNE. SIRLAPDANCEALOT KINDLY PLAY THE FLUTE WHILE…
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I’m in my mid 70’s and have only had sex with young women (under 35) for the last 10 years. One of my neighbors sent my sister a text saying that she had a friend in her late 50’s who…
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I’ve had three brushes with mental illness in my life (so far). Two of them affected significant others and one affected me. Mrs. Hornibastard #1 started getting weird towards the end of our relationship. At the time, her problem…
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It's time to discuss my penis on a public forum. Sometimes I can whack off, remain hard, and whack off again in under 5 minutes. My friends say they can't do that. Can any TUSCLers do it though?
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Prince Andrew agreed to a TV interview to try to explain his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, the pedophile, and to deny he slept with Epstein's underage sex slave. I have not seen the interview, but it did not seem…
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Beside each name is a spot for an avatar which may be used to differentiate or identify your unique name or identity. While watching Congressional hearings today, I started looking at many. There are some, like ATTACdawg’s which is just…
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My most romantic moment was not what you might expect. There was no nudity involved. There were no orgasms. The setting was not candlelit. We were not alone in some idyllic garden setting or in a tropical mountainside hot spring…
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I have been in many clubs all over the country and have seen many things. I have been in clubs where the dance area is open with folding chairs but anything goes and have seen a dancer giving a BJ right…
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https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=69589#comment992237 ^^^ proof
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Alan Markovitz, the Detroit strip club owner, has a house for sale. https://valliantnews.com/2019/11/17/stiletto-shaped-bathtub-lavish-amenities-highlight-jupiter-chateau/
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Club Venus is on Michigan Avenue on the west side of Detroit. This is a bad area with a lot of crime and drug use. My ATF worked in this club for 15 minutes before she bailed. https://valliantnews.com/2019/11/16/2-shot-1-killed-outside-strip-club/
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Many of you know that my favorite cocktail is the gimlet. Be it the modern 2/3-1/3 recipe or the older 1/2-1/2 it is hard to beat the classic. However, we rick’s are nothing if not epicures, so we enjoy many…
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Sometimes it is like punching a fat kid... just gets old after a while but it is always fun to beat those whiney crybaby bitches at Auburn. Although there is no good pussy over there, have to take your
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Another Trump advisor convicted: Roger Stone was found guilty Friday of seven charges of lying to Congress He was found guilty five counts of making false statements to Congress and single counts of obstructing a congressional proceeding and witness tampering Stone could…
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The old Arety’s Angels SC here in Pensacola has changed ownership and is now Staxxx. Should I start a new review chain or just do my review under Arety’s. There is significant inside remodeling done and new administrative changes…
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When I first started clubbing in the northeast, weed and cocaine were definitely the stripper drugs of choice. But when I moved south of the Mason Dixon line, it seemed like opioids were far more prevalent. The nasty…
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So I was at different club today to see a CF who moved. They had a bathroom upstairs sort of hidden away. There was a single toilet stall with a full length door that completely concealed it. It was locked…
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Don't reject my debit card! https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/trending-now/iowa-man-accused-of-opening-fire-in-strip-club-lot-after-debit-card-rejected-for-private-dance/1009312312
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My CF and I were in a hotel today and I was having a little delay in launching ( that’s a subtle way of saying I couldn’t get it up; could not maintain an erection.) Despite the best efforts of…
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Uber’s $200 helicopter taxi: Manhattan to JFK airport in 8 minutes flat Weaving through Manhattan’s busy traffic can be a pain — especially for travelers rushing to catch a flight. But now, passengers starved for time have another option: Uber’s helicopter…
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https://www.foxnews.com/travel/man-parasite-laid-eggs-lake-africa
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After I mowed the lawn this morning, I asked my wife if she would edge the grass when she finished her coffee. Later, I walked outside to her screaming at the lawn, "Don't you dare cum yet!"
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Had to drive down to ATL, completely unplanned and staying here tonight. Wondering which club is worth a visit? I read that Follies is not the place to be at night. What would experts here recommend? Prefer Big natural boobies 😋
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This candidate supports the decriminalization of sex work: Mayoral candidate Sarah Iannarone today requested all Portland strippers donate $8.74 to her campaign. The move follows incumbent Mayor Ted Wheeler's announcement yesterday that he will limit contributions from individuals to $5,000—and will not…
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How often do you think the girls actually go upstairs? Reason I'm asking is that I met one of the featured girls on TJ website and she was telling me how slow it is and I thought she was an…
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