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Real advice about anything un Vegas. Not the usual hitching about vegas being expensive or a bad strip club city bs in other threads.

https://www.teenvogue.com/story/star-garden-strike-history So two thoughts: 1. I thought it was a well written article and there was some cool history there. I’m not going to give out my opinions on the whole ‘dancers unionizing’ thing because I’ve already done so before on other…

I’m sick and tired of during the bukakke roundabout of getting not my own jizz on my sneakers. Shoot straight or leave the fucking circle god dammit. Other than that I wish you all well. To the max.

Guess who? I love that quote! https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/kristi-noem-slams-biden-for-getting-every-issue-wrong-the-george-costanza-of-politics/ar-AAYXGmD?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=e0b0a91906754c62b7f5af40866a23d5

"Dancers who refused to participate in prostitution saw their earnings drop from approximately $2,000 a night to a couple hundred dollars, according to the lawsuit that seeks class action status." https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-strippers-prostitution-ring-lawsuit-sapphire-gentlemens-club-20220627-ywrrpjomsvhk5kogihbjttgwvy-story.html

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/nfl-recommends-indefinite-suspension-no-024506564.html Way to go Cleveland Browns organization. 230 million guaranteed for a guy who will not have taken a snap in two years. Maybe they negotiate it down less than a year but with all the crap going on…

How commonly do dancers want to marry an older wealthier man or have kids with one? Have there been cases of them marrying richer men and divorcing them

So she's never on the text schedule. Anyone know when she works?

I mean from like AC and just go on down with it until Florida around it starts to get better. But do all these spots just totally suck and waste of time? I never hear anything good ever. You guys…

Went to a Mexican restaurant yesterday with a dancer. She was dressed to the nines, and looked fabulous. Her: I want to try something new. Me: They've got dishes with cactus. People in Mexico eat that a lot,…

You can’t get a straight answer when you Google it Liberals think he’s a right wing fascist who got Trump elected Conservatives think he’s a progressive leftist

Title couldn’t say it all. "Governments not only are not necessary, but are harmful and most highly immoral institutions." ~ Count Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy aka Leo Tolstoy ~ Born 9 September 1828 Yasnaya Polyana, Tula Governorate, Russian Empire ~ Died 20 November 1910 Astapovo,…

Politics aside I have two thoughts: 1. Roe was about an umbrella of privacy. That umbrella is gone. Do we have less privacy in VIP rooms, LD areas etc...? 2. Without abortion, FS is riskier. Will the service provider pass that cost…

Many of you are too young to even know what a Rolodex is. It's an old contraption we used to keep contacts and phone numbers on. And No, I don't really still use one. I started a…

@LDK how much on average do you think PLs should pay for stripper-induced nuttings? How much do you think is reasonable for a stripper to gross per year? Do the math, how many nuttings will they need to…

This past weekend, a stripper asked me to rub her back with lotion, presumably an antiseptic. She said the guy before me had licked her back.

Decided that since I wanted to sort of go every two weeks or so with at least $1,000 (doubt I'll spend that much in a night but I've been batting $200 average thus far)I saved 50% of my income. I…

https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/comments/vle6cp/lap_dance_deals/idv0q92?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 Casuallychaoticc says: "I try my best to talk and distract for the first two three songs. Really get them on a topic that they can’t shut up about. Then say “omg it’s been three songs let me focus and dance now…

I understand that denim jeans are exactly the most comforting to the skin for the ladies yeah sometimes wearing suit pants is not my first choice when going to the strip club. Removing experience on a timing on what type…

So I've been a fan of watches for a little while and I believe my favorite watch brand is Invicta. I like them a lot mainly because they have great designs that are catchy to my eye and all sorts…

Between the gun laws, the abortion laws lgbtq plus controversies Etc if we can all say one thing no matter what political Spectrum you're on is that we are asking the government to work and our tax dollars is finally…

The only thing this has to do with strip clubs is maybe how many free lap dances Darren McCarty got in Detroit after March 26, 1997. At 1 eastern today on ESPN (and a longer version on ESPN+), is E60: Unrivaled. It's…

I like to do both but depends on da area I am fishing in. If I am in da big lake I rather Row. If I am in da big river I rather Row. If I in da swomp or…

Popular Reddit forum askReddit "is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions." One user asked for flight attendants to reveal whether or not they had ever caught any mile-high club member wannabes and what they did/would do about it.…