NURSES ARE EASIER THAN STRIPPERS

Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
In my experience they're the easiest and freakiest lulz

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Tetradon
2 years ago
Nurses are, and very caring, but if you can hang with them intellectually and have a science background, doctors and dentists are even easier.

They're the most class conscious women out there, who want to date someone with an equal or better career, yet have to settle for dummies. They also have the attitude of "I spent so many years in the books that I need to make up for it now."

Nothing like getting an anatomy lesson from a female MD.
Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
I don't go for dra because they're usually older. I've fucked attorneys though.

I know a Dr and he's not handsome or all that good of a Dr. But he fucks a lot of the specialists who get assigned to his patients at a VA hospital. He makes it sound like a fuck fest.

With nurses. It's just crazy how easy and freaky they are. I think it has to do with people at the hospital having one foot in the grave. At least potentially. And it reminding them of their mortality. It's an escape. I really respect them though. For qhat they do
Warrior15
2 years ago
I have found a few nurses on SA. They are pretty good.
shadowcat
2 years ago
Aren't most strippers studying to become nurses?
CJKent_band
2 years ago
Pics and Vids of it isn’t so.

:D
Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
Yeah nurses then dental hygienists and legal assistants.

skibum609
2 years ago
^are you ever honest? Just once stop lying.
Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
David? You need to stop lying

Your swinger wife is a nurse right?
blahblahblah23
2 years ago
From what I've seen most nurses are easy with zero standards and very stupid.

No offense, but what I have seen in my life is that girls go into nursing because they aren't intelligent enough to fucking do basic math to do something better that doesn't involve bodily fluids and direct contact with people.
skibum609
2 years ago
David is a fag name, and my wife is not a nurse. Liar, stupid and wrong. We call that the Icee trifecta. Must suck being the spawn of a dog and a monkey. Get a job Icee.
Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
Your wife is a nurse....fag lulz


Anyways.

Nurses are good at memorizing and taking orders. In and out of the bedroom. And they tend to be caring
skibum609
2 years ago
Lmao. You know absolutely nothing about life. Such a miserable little pissant. All work is honorable. Something someone like you will never understand. You know nothing of nurses.
rickmacrodong
2 years ago
Blahblah what about male nurses?

Whats that about dental hygienists and legal assistants iceeplop?
blahblahblah23
2 years ago
Nurses caring? Lol the ones I've met no way would they be that way natural personality if they didn't get paid. Yes they are good at being someone's bitch and taking orders 🤢🤮
mtnboy49
2 years ago
I went to a college with only 25 women and 1500 geeky guys. I figured I'd apply for nursing school after graduation to be able to meet women and, I'd heard nurses were horniest.

One of the hottest strippers I ever met was at Christy's in Phoenix. She said she was going to go to University of Denver for law school next. She must have. Come the end of the year at ASU, she was gone.
Call.Me.Ishmael
2 years ago
I've had family members who were in the hospital a lot before they passed on. The nurses were often superstars, especially when we had to struggle with a less-than-great doctor. There were also a few nurses that weren't great, but overall they helped *a lot*.

Any patient-facing job in a hospital tends to highly stressful, and people deal with stress in different ways. I'm sure that sex figures into that equation for some.
twentyfive
2 years ago
I’ve been fortunate to not have many health issues in my life, but in my experience with doctors and nurses, everyone should knew the profession of health care doesn’t work without skilled compassionate nurses, they are on the front lines and they get the least amount of respect.
Keep in mind who’s there with you in a hospital when a crisis happens not the doctors, even in the ER your care is provided by the nurses, not saying that good doctors are unimportant, but without nurses nothing would work.
skibum609
2 years ago
I have a lot of respect for nurses and none for those bad mouthing them.
Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
Nurses do what they get laid to do. I've heard so many talk about how gross patients are and whit that grossed them out at work. They're trained to not get attached to patients and are just professionally courteous. And of course their jobs are necessary. No one is questioning the need for nurses.

But as people they tend to have a nurturing caring streak. At least when they start.

I think they're so easy and impulsive because work makes them think of their own mortality


skibum609
2 years ago
^ I constantly think of your mortality.
Mate27
2 years ago
I remember when Icee was in the hospital berating all the healthcare workers while he was having heart and lung issues, just sitting there for days arguing with everyone about his care. Oh, the irony calling strippers hoes, healthcare workers hoes, yet claiming to be this woke progressive caring humanitarian. SMH. We know he’s heading for a premature 💀 death. Lol!
Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
I'm saying they're easy qnd I like them. I'm not berating them
Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
Work on your language comprehension
twentyfive
2 years ago
^Frenulum
Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
Troll elsewhere senile bitch
Mate27
2 years ago
Icee you better take a remedial comprehension reading class yourself punk. There’s no doubt you berated those healthcare workers while yiu were in the hospital, because there’s proof of it when you were posting from your hospital bed, or do you want us to start posting those links from the thread YOU started and commented, berating the doctors and nurses?
Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
You go troll elsewhere too. And by your pretend standards everyone here berates dancers and hookers
SirLapdancealot
2 years ago
twentyfive
2 years ago
Trolling on a troll thread is a perfect segue to reminding the board that you are a frenulum
LULZZZZZZZZ
skibum609
2 years ago
Icee is your name Kenneth White
rickmacrodong
2 years ago
Icee its ridiculous to say nurses dont like patients but they like you, it’s similar to the stripper nonsense you post
Mate27
2 years ago
Thanks for the link SirLapDance! My favorite Icee quote from that thread is “I’ll be the patient from hell until I leave.”

Lol! SMH at Icee. Why are you even here when you have only adversaries from antagonizing everyone? Seems the logical thing is to leave this site totally since your only friend in SJG has left, too.
shadowcat
2 years ago
This reminds me of a story that happened to me 50+ years ago. My best friend owned a beer bar and I used to hang out there a lot. Even bar tendered occasionally. One night two gals came in. I recognized them as being regulars and from parties. One was married but was fucking everybody including me while her husband was running off to TJ to get laid. The other was the GF of a guy that I knew socially and it was her birthday. I offered to take them out for a real drink. The married one bugged out and off I went with the birthday girl. We went to one of my favorite cocktail lounges. As we were on our second drinks she tells me that she is a nurse and works at the hospital pediatric ward. She says " I see all these babies. Doesn't anyone do it for fun anymore?" Well I knew then that I had been set up to give her a happy birthday and I didn't disappoint her. :)
Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
So I take it some of you are so lame you'll troll any thread and you have never ex0erienced nurses lulz
rickmacrodong
2 years ago
Why add the caveat of they dont like their patients except me
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