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I've heard stories about women who could smoke with their cookie and even ones who could pick up a quarter, but I've never seen it. What comes to mind are the youngest and oldest strippers…

I've notice that certain strippers and posters here (probably on the "anti-intellectual" end of the specturum (PC euphemism) themselves) think that they are insulting me when they call me a "geek". But really I am…

In a recent exchange with Yoda, I got the idea that you might be able to tell stuff about a person by patterns in the strippers who become their favorites. So tell me about what…

A few people mentioned Sheryl Crow on another thread and it reminded me of what I call one past favorite stripper. I obviously view what happened as a mistake, hence the title, but as…

RL and I are different people. Those who think otherwise are paranoid schizophernics and need to get out more (not to strip clubs either).

I just realized that this board is mainly for men who are too old to attract young, hot women (well "old" is their excuse anyway, I think there are other factors involved). I think the…

We've been way too serious here for a while and need to try a lighter topic. I am listening to "Tuesday's Gone" on the iTunes right now. It's one of those songs that…

Gentlemen, when I get old I don't want to end up as a pathetic loser who has to pay young women for physical intimacy and conversation. Do any of you have any ideas of how…

I've mentioned massage on several other threads here. I'm curious to know how many of you have had any experience with massages of any kind? Personally I'm getting to the point where I…

Strippers are often NOT INTERESTED in spending time with customers OUTSIDE THE CLUB. Strippers often think it is NOT WORTH THEIR TIME to spend time with a customers when they are not PAID for

If a stripper REFUSES to spend time with you because she has a BOYFRIEND who DOES NOT ALLOW her to spend time with men from the club, do you see her as your FRIEND Is this…

I have read a post by someone about strippers THROWING AWAY a customer's PHONE NUMBER - WHY does this happen? Does a stripper ENJOY treating customers like sources of INCOME who are UNWORTHY OF AFFECTION??????

Happy New Year everyone. Hopefully this year will go well.

I've noticed that if you make friends with certain strippers they will never ask you for money for talking to them and will never ask you to buy lap dances from them. Why? I conjecture…

I know it's almost the New Year and most of us have sworn off replying to nut-job #1 and his bi-polar, radical friend who is sometimes entertaining and at other times ridiculously antagonistic, as…

If a stripper REFUSES to spend time with you for FREE, what does that tell you? Do you think she REALLY LIKES YOU? Do you continue to spend MONEY on her while HOPING…

Do customers who spend MONEY by PAYING strippers for CONVERSATION read stripper message boards? How do these customers determine how much MONEY to PAY a stripper for CONVERSATION?

For those customers who ASK a stripper if she has a BOYFRIEND - How much MONEY (if any) do you spend on a stripper before ASKING her if she has a BOYFRIEND?

What was the best time you had in a strip club (or OTC or anything stripper-related, if you prefer) this year? If you can't decide on one visit to single out, what are some highlights…

Most of us seem to agree that fantasy is a part of the strip club experience and a big part of the attraction for some. But I got to thinking, isn't that true of…

I have on 2 occasions, 1 on the road, 1 local, both over 15 yrs ago.

The film 'Memoirs of a Geisha' opened this week. I read the book in July 2001 and enjoyed it, and will see the film this week. Do you think that there are any similarities between…

Where are the PATHETIC LOSERS who post on stripper message boards because they WANT AFFECTION from strippers but they will NOT ADMIT it? Why is there ASS-KISSING going on?

Has anyone encountered a stripper who plays MIND GAMES when ASKED what her REAL NAME is and what her PHONE NUMBER is? What's with this behavior? Why can't a stripper be HONEST…

What fragrance, if any, do you wear in clubs? Same as anywhere? Do you use more than you use elsewhere? Do you keep it in your car so that you can apply it right before…