Headed to the Ohio State vs Michigan football game next weekend. Will spend the night in Detroit before driving to Ann Arbor the next morning. Read the reviews but what some personal advice. If I'm going to go to…

Thievery is uncool and uncalled for. Not only was my review stolen, it was chopped in half. Asshole didn't even have the smarts to replace my name with his. Avatar hrony Prop hrony Ignore hrony Send Private…

Got this from amazon on Friday and had a chance to try it out yesterday. I got to say it is one sweeeeet device. Only thing I'm thinking is that maybe I should have gone with 7" instead of the…

Last visit to Follies,was almost unbearably smokey. During a quick visual survey, I saw three customers smoking and 8 dancers. All else being equal, how many of you would prefer a smoke free club? (Loved Baby Dolls in Dallas for…

A common for men over 50 is an enlarged prostate. This causes you to need to piss frequently and the flow of urine is very slow. It causes you to get up many times during the night just to piss. But…

Met a new girl last night. Pretty, slim without being too skinny, boobs and butt in proportion, long dark hair, sexy eyes. Checks in at the top of the scale in nearly all my criteria for being a…

When I decide to get a booth in the club, paying the now obligatory $20.00 tip, I have found over the years that dancers take it as an invitation to gang up, sit down, uninvited, and try to get me…

Antwerp, Belgium has turned its once-violent prostitution zone into an incredibly safe and efficient red light district, criminology professor Ronald Weitzer writes in a fascinating book that advocates for legalizing prostitution. His book, "Legalizing Prostitution: From Illicit Vice to Lawful Business,"…

A strip club is offering ‘guilt-free' lapdances to customers by promising to give the proceeds of the performances to charity. The promotion by the Burke and Hare in West Port, Edinburgh, means dances will be half the normal price in order…

The District of Columbia Office of Tax and Revenue announced Friday that the tax debt is now satisfied and the club is free to reopen. (CNN) – Let the jokes begin: The District of Columbia is now the owner of a…

It turns out I have a son in the USA. On his 18th birthday his mum told him about me and now he wants to meet. Always open to bribery I decided to come when his mum and…

On Wednesday I was sitting with a favorite dancer in my favorite Detroit strip club. My fav told me that it was now legal for the dancers to get completely nude on stage. I was skeptical because…

City leaders in Galveston are considering a ban against tipping strippers as part of a crack down on sexually oriented businesses. If approved, the more than 50-page proposed ordinance would lead to tough restrictions on strip clubs with violators facing…

Is there something in particular a dancer can do that will get you saying yes to a dance when you may have not wanted one upon first laying eyes on the dancer? Reading Slick's recent post about the dancer giving him…

So your brother Slick was at the sc last night and this newish and young looking dancer gives me a Detroit Handshake then sits on my lap. I was thinking, I like this. Newbie is hip to the…

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There have been a lot of folks talking about the sad state of discourse on TUSCL. often that has been focused on Juice 'cos he posts so many threads, most of which a jokes (some of which are funny as…

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A dancer I know told me she went to a shooting range once. She said she found that the destructive power of a handgun, experienced first person, is rather scary. Now she feels like a big sissy, cause…

I did, but only very briefly. She started picking up the dead leaves that had fallen off one of my plants. But after about 30 seconds, she got a "what the fuck am I doing?" look on her…

Locked in his room with the padded white walls in his mental asylum, wearing a straight jacket but with a couple of roommates: 1) a PRIVACY VIOLATOR and 2) a vile ATTACK DOG!

The other night before heading home from work I stopped at a club that I frequent , to my surprise when a dancer called my name it was a friends wife. We talked a little I said if it was…

I am trying to get some feed back on a topless bar in Columbia SC called, Heartbreakers. I need some input from guys and falls who have been there.

Do any of you have a top club in your area that you know from experience to be much better than another club or clubs in your area that are currently in the top 100 of the rankings on this…

Came to this forum about a year ago brand spanking new and wet behind the ears about anything having to do with strip clubs. Many of the opinions I held before have drastically changed during the year. I…