I had a great trip to the club on Tuesday. Drunk as hell let loose lots of cash on my favorite gal. Then a friend of hers ask for a dance... things got hot and heavy and we…

Good morning people. I hope that you're all ready for another episode of Fuck-Marry-Kill. Today, we will be looking at some comedians out there in HA HA Land. You're three lovely contestants are- Whitney Cummings http://photos.posh24.com/p/1543746/z/kristin_cavallari/whitney_cummings.jpg Amy Schumer http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Amy_Schumer_by_Mario_Santor.jpg Natasha Leggero http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/57937/891925/Natasha_Leggero_177r.jpg Let the…

All of us should take a few minutes to rue the passing of Nelson Mandela, one of the truly good and great men that have ever walked this earth. Never compromised with his oppressors. Endured 27 years of…

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review from many yrs ago from some asshole who is a friend of a friend. >>as our incredible story begins, spermy casanova (the sperminator) >>is spending yet another saturday night at his favorite stripclub. >>but on this most unusual night, fate will play…

We're a happily married couple who wants to find another female to play with, but we're unsure of how to go about it. Bars don't seem the best way to meet someone, and some of the dating sites are a…

I was ratted out. Today I was sitting with my CF Muffy, a young blonde with big boobs. Out of nowhere, she says, "So you had sex with Candi." Candi is another stripper at the club. I said,…

https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=200669 A woman should know her place. At Flashdance International the women (i.e. dogs) understand this fully. I come to Flashdance International because i like to slum it. I'm looking for a woman that has known nothing but hard times. Child abuse, her husband…

Hey y'all. After getting out of the sc life style. I became a patron. I drained my bank accounts & maxed out my visa card continently. Then one night a long while back. I needed gas to get home. I had…

Up until July, I didn't even know this was a thing. Was at Twin Peaks (my new definition of heaven) for a UFC 162, met a guy there and I had a premonition that Chris Weidman would beat Anderson Silva.…

Next month I'm heading to Ontario, California. I've been going over reviews here and other places on the web. I've wittled my list down to 3 posibilities: Bare n' Legal - Pomona Synn - COI Flamingo - Anaheim Does anyone have any feedback on…

My financial situation has not been great, but I've accumulated a little money in the bank, and am considering getting out of the house to a club today. I've really only been out a few times all this year. Give me…

Prohibition came to an end with the ratification of the Twenty-first Amendment, which repealed the Eighteenth Amendment which instituted Prohibition.

Going to ohio for business next week and will have some afternoon - 6pm time to kill. One day in Dayton and one in Columbus ? Any high contact clubs ? Any still nude ? Thanks for the help J

Since Alucard started the whole "just in from CNN": http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/cnn-eyes-big-update-news-article-1.1536725 Most disgusting loudmouth out there. Unfortunately the article says Zucker plans to make CNN less about news and more about... Anthony Bordain shows? Christ, makes ya want to go to a strip club instead…

Since Alucard started the whole "just in from CNN": http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/martin-bashir-out-at-msnbc_b204502 Makes me wonder what loser will replace him.

When I used to live in Cleveland several years back, I had the misfortune of working at this place for a couple of months. Very surprised it took this long... http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2013/12/03/federal-lawsuit-shows-how-a-cleveland-strip-club-fleeces-money-from-its-dancers

I've been seeing my favorite dancer for almost a year. Nice woman,not sure I'd say "atf". We've got to know eachother pretty well (no vip or real extras though) Last few times I spent quite a bit on her…

In a short news item at 12 Noon CNN said that the Pope said he had been a Bouncer earlier in his life. I wonder where? This gives all Bouncers HOPE for upward mobility. LOL!

Right now what's the longest you can go without strip clubbing? For me it's 2 weeks. Usually what happens with me is I'll go once a week for a couple of months and then I'll get a little tired of it.…

Guys I have some questions for you: would you ever go down on a stripper in a private dance? have you ever licked a stripper's pussy? have you ever licked multiple stripper's in an evening? Last night a customer came…

Since it is now well known that our bud SippyCup is actually Charlie Sheen IRL, I wanted see if others had read his open letter to TMZ, where he says of his goddesses: “I've observed more nobility and honor in the…

I used to live in Austin for a couple of years. I got my first LD there at the Sugars uptown cabaret near Highland Mall and I ended up being one of the regulars at that place. Had some great…

Except for strippers and 16 year old girls on Facebook, I've never seen the word "conversate" used in standard English. But this morning, Mike Greenberg (of ESPN's 'Mike & Mike' morning show) used the word. Greenberg is a graduate of…

Hello All I will be making a road trip in Florida some time in March. The plan is to hit some of the Spring Break destinations like Daytona Beach and Miami. Since I am a SC aficionado and since I have…