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I had arranged for a stripper to stop at my house on her way to work. She arrived around 11:30AM, and I gave her a nice home-cooked lunch. Then she gave me a fantastic blow job, followed…

When I find myself in a club and 2 am is approaching, I go get lap dances or do a VIP. Guys rarely if ever get shot while getting a lap dance. All the bad shit usually happens out…

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A hacker stole user information from a web site and apparently sold it to spammers. I'm considering getting rid of the old email. Either way seems like a lot of extra work.

Specifically, how many strippers is it feasible to have an ongoing OTC relationship with at the same time? I have three regulars OTC -- two paid and one free. I see the paid ones once a week and the free one…

So many possibilites. It's not that forgot to wipe idiot because I've already given that aging wannabe hipster hairly ape. Didn't even realize it was him until I noticed that he had skid marks in his underwear. I just didn't like…

I tried to send a stripper a picture of the White House that I took last week when I was in Washington, but my iPhone came back with the message "Not delivered." So I texted her. Me: Can you…

Is she worth $450? I guess, but her boobs should be more natural looking http://www.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/566982.htm

The story contains a slide show of all the Texas clubs that have been fined for prostitution. Is this an expose or an advertisement? http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/NW-Houston-gentleman-s-club-busted-for-6576449.php

1. State specifically what "Milage" Means: If your in Chicago, perhaps this means full contact. If your in Detroit, we'll you can imagine what that means. 2. Everyone has different preferences for girls. Some like black chicks, some like white…

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I cooked a dam turkey today and bakes a cake. I am full to the brim

So i know a lot of you mongers go to TJ everyone one in a blue and I always read about the hoes and drinks and such but where's the weed man? I know some of you guys toke and…

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Why it's ZiptheLion of course....kitty paws, not lion claws

Let's have a discussion on which is the overall best strip club in the country. My parameters are combining value, mileage, and dancer quality. Follies comes to mind right away, but I hear the dancer quality is not great there, I…

I will be meeting up w/ the master (aka shadowcat) @ Follies on Sat 10/24/15 around 1:00 pm. If you'd like to stop by and shoot the bull and monger w/ some fellow TUSCLers; then mosey on over. I will be in…

About two days ago I dispatched that forgot to wipe moron. Guy was an aging hipster with a soul patch. Can you believe it? I got grossed out while eating him because his underwear had skid marks. Just as I…

https://youtu.be/SAFWchUBP8c A guy has the very first edition of Playboy. Sold it for $1,400. Wonder if it would go for more now that Playboy stopped putting nudes in their magazine.

This one hits close to home! I've been to 6th Avenue Dancers *many* times, including occasionally at 2am. Nothing good happens at strip clubs at 2am! http://www.tribstar.com/news/sought-in-fatal-bar-shooting/article_ba52f586-74f7-11e5-a222-bbec1a7a0567.html?utm_source=WhatCounts+Publicaster+Edition&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Daily_Newsletter&utm_content=2+sought+in+fatal+bar+shooting 2 sought in fatal bar shooting Scene of the crime: The sidewalk outside…

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HOUSTON -- One man is dead and another is injured after a shooting outside of a strip club in northeast Houston. Houston police say several men were fighting inside Chics Cabaret at East Freeway and Mercury Drive just after midnight Sunday…