http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4151218/Economics-graduate-ended-59inch-derri-re.html

At one time or another we've all read stories about the inseparable, loving elderly married couple. They die within hours of each other because their love was so intense that the remaining spouse simply couldn't survive without their soul…

Older TUSCLers will remember Russ Meyer's movies. https://bullshit.ist/my-year-with-uber-boob-filmmaker-russ-meyer-35f2f1c9992f#.gtdi1baye

"One strip club had a shipping container in the back of the building that dancers were using as a changing room." From what dancers have told me about strip club changing rooms, a shipping container might be an improvement. http://wfla.com/2017/01/23/pasco-county-cracking-down-on-strip-clubs-looking-for-signs-of-human-trafficking/

Crazyjoe is famous for shitting everywhere, especially McD's Juice is famous for trolling with multiple aliased Dougster is famous for calling out faggots like rickboy RickDugan is famous for the system Shadowcat is the godfather of Follies Larryfish is famous for asking silly questions…

Last Saturday night I was out of my home state and I went to a club. I got dances from several dancers. One dancer was one and done because she gave a total air dance. While the one song was…

http://www.thelocal.es/20170123/eight-of-the-funniest-rude-expressions-in-spanish?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=im&utm_tracker=1722735x84899

http://thecreatorsproject.vice.com/blog/allison-bouganim-wax-butts-sexual-harassment-public-places?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

NEW ORLEANS (AP) — A Louisiana lawyer who worked in exchange for marijuana has been suspended from practice for a year. The state's Supreme Court rejected a disciplinary board's recommendation to let attorney James Mecca keep working. Mecca pleaded guilty in…

https://youtu.be/BjP7cVqz5Uw Video proofz it all

Trump abandons Trans-Pacific Partnership WASHINGTON — President Trump formally abandoned the Trans-Pacific Partnership on Monday, pulling away from Asia and scrapping his predecessor’s most significant trade deal on his first full weekday in office, administration officials said. Mr. Trump sharply criticized the…

http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix/2017/01/22/police-man-dies-after-assault-phoenix-nightclub/96924454/ Sad "wrong place / wrong time" story for this firefighter. Note the address is "the club at 20th Ave and Peoria Ave." Area is primarily light industrial. I believe the only "club" of any kind around there…

https://youtu.be/qPPciVYVLIQ

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article128071639.html Seems there are more interesting creatures in Floriduh then gators. I wouldn't call her attractive, but I'm not 16.

Beasley Media has launched 106.9 W295CF Clearwater/92.5 WYUU-HD2 Safety Harbor FL as “El Booty“. The stunt format bills itself as “The Official Station For Latina Strippers Of Tampa Bay” with a hip-hop mix of what was called “Booty Bass” in the…

Has anyone here tried it out. Worth it? Any perks at all

Raise your right hand put your left hand on the system Do you swear to tell the bullshit, the whole bullshit, and nothing but the bullshit, so help you strip club gods? Everything here is to be considered fiction

So I hit up a fav I've seen OTC a few times to see what she'd be up to and to let her know I'd be up her way. I didn't hear anything back which is cool, plus I…

I know this is relevant since a lot of guys are Detroiters here. I went to the auto show this past Saturday for the first time. Since I'm someone who doesn't have a kid, hanging out with a fuck buddy…

I've met a beautiful young dancer lately (JS69, she's too old for you, 21 next month). It is interesting how sharp and naive she is all at once. But that is another story. It's been interesting to me as she…

Not sure when this video came out but I think it's pretty current. It's a dash cam video of a cop trying to arrest a suspect. The suspect is holding a shot gun out in front of him as he…

Well, another Super Bowl trip for the Patriots. It never gets boring, but I guess you all wouldn't know.

There's a model (or maybe a wannabe model) that has tweeted that if she gets 15,000 Twitter followers she will post a totally nude pic. She's already posted a few topless pics on her Twitter (her body is amazing) but…

You'd want to be arrested by her too. http://nypost.com/2017/01/22/criminals-cant-wait-to-be-arrested-by-this-sexy-cop/

www.offtop.co/t/UV0I4ud2Uc Aka Jax Stax aka Juice Box