what is the must go places for great laps? Extras are OK, but fun women are more important.

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What are the top 5 strip clubs to you? Cleanliness Friendly girls How pretty the girls are. I just want to hear some opinions.

I am in Cleveland where the high profile downtown clubs standard dance price is 30. The clubs in the suburbs are 10-20. So my question is would you rather pay 30 for several dances from a 9/10 with…

Usually when I go to Court I say hello to between 50-00 people I know, having a conversation with about 10-15 of them. Yesterday I had to say hello to about 250 people and have conversations with about 50, some…

So a while back, I decided to give up going to strip clubs. I realized that it wasn't the right time in my life for it. Over the past 2 months I got my shit together. So with tonight being…

Saw a dancer dressed as Lara Croft today but she didn't have the gun or gun holster (so she ended up looking like a mountain climber or hiker). She's really good and experienced on the pole (constantly uploading pole…

They all understand the phrase, "VIP". And they all can say in English, "$25 for the bartender one time and $25 for each dance to me." They all know to get a ticket from the bartender in return for your…

I used to be able to visit clubs late at night, both on business trips and occasionally at home. But now, 90% of my clubbing is day shift/happy hour. And given the time of day, I might only have 30 minutes…

Being Halloween... I was thinking of the scariest place that I know of. It's not a graveyard, haunted house or Halloween party with inebriated coworkers. The scariest place I know is a strip club parking lot at night! All kinds…

I had a flat tire on the truck. I was changing it out and two rednecks came out of the woods and started asking me questions about what I was doing. Finally I asked them what they do all the…

I WONDER WHEN WILL HUNTING SEASON BEGIN IN WISCONSIN ?? I'LL BE DANCING AT JIMMY'S IN BETWEEN FOR THE WHOLE HUNTING TIME JUST DONT KNOW WHEN IT'LL START.

I’m sitting in a pub in London and notice two girls at a nearby table. Me: “Are you girls from England?” Girls: “Wales.” Me: “Are you whales from England?” For some reason I’m not getting any in London.

Sitting in class today and discussing the types of friendships. It’s based off of book 9 of Nicomachean Ethics. Types of friendships: 1. Instrumental (useful) 2. Loved for itself (pleasant) 3. Both. Complete friendship. ...And a classmate out of nowhere brought up…

I’m so bummed. I heard today my friend lost his medical practice for sleeping with a patient. Four years of college and years of medical school all down the tubes. He was a good friend husband to…

I'm a fan of Darcie & would enjoy seeing her in person (especially if I can bury my face in her tits). I have the free time to make a visit & some cash to burn, but I don't know…

When does night shift come in? Does day shift start leaving early ( is there a lull between shifts?)

I'll be in Orlando for three nights next week for work. We all know that the types of club activities that I'm looking for don't happen in Orlando. So I'm ready to drive to get them. I'm…

Ok

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does he taste a bit funny to you"?

“Come I’m dressed up, we’ll be so cute together” No No Nope not doing it. I am NOT fucking wearing a costume to the club. Let her gay best friend do that. What about y’all, clubbing on Halloween?

So I know we have a "current agreement" but i can't help but remember how awesome you were. I was definitely under the influence when met and i feel like you may think differently If you met me outside of…

My vote would be Snickers

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Wtf gators aren't enough????