OT: Insane Lottery

I’m expecting to win that so fuck y’all!

That reminds me.

Spoiler alert: I'm gonna win.

Here's the kicker... I don't even play the lotto.

^Winning. 'nuff said. ;)

I thought everyone from the 'hood played the Lotto.

Really? Because I thought you were a dumbass loser who is obsessed with me. At least one of us was right, Fruit Cup.

Woo hoo, I was right

Clearly not, since I don't play the lotto. You're just a stupid old man who lives off of stereotypes.

I mean I've moved around quite a bit, but yes I am "from the 'hood." However, I was also flying via private jet when I was as young as 10 years old or so. Were you?

Actually, I’m winning it tonight.

I’m planning a trip to visit the “Women of TUSCL”

It will be fun :)

I see that the cash value option is $565.6M. Depending on residency, winner might clear ~ $280M - $300M. Winner that opts for annuity payout option would gross ~ $25M in 1st year, ~$52M in last year (26 years ?) Think you could handle that ?

@minnow

Never take the annual payouts! Always take the lump sump so you have it all started your disposal. If the state runs out of money for whatever reason they can stop paying you your monthly sum

These are multi-state lotteries, so isn’t the money handled by a third party?

@DM- Different states have different income tax rates, so the take home pay would not be uniform across the board.

@Vb- Point well taken, but if there are multiple winners, and just one opts for annuity, then all winners must take annuity. If multiple winners, and 1 unclaimed winner for protracted period, I think annuity becomes the default option.

I need to start playing the lottery lmao