AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
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“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Ebony?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
I’m glad you’re waiting till after the class is finished, that’s the smart thing to do. Will you need to take any other classes he teaches in the future? That may be a deal breaker right there.
When the time is right and no one else is around lean in close and whisper...
“My TUSCL husband is ok with an open marriage. His only requirement is that I don’t disrespect him by messing around with losers. I don’t think you’re a loser. Let’s go out.”
That's pretty funny! I love this part of the preface!
"The story follows the protagonist Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, a 7th year student at Hogwarts who wanders around having random sex with HP emo clones and then describes her outfit for several paragraphs. That's seriously about it."
What's wrong with me that that makes me want to read it?
@Nicokeyes I wasn't joking about stuffing your bra and getting some sleep. I'm looking at your latest avatar pic and wow the bag under your eye is telling.
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last commentLike after the semster is over obviously ^
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Don’t you want a passing grade?
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Excuse me..I said I wanted to do this after the semester was over.
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Just ask him, during office hours, after the class ends. He may be married or not interested for some reason. But I guarantee he'll be flattered.
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AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
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“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Ebony?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!
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You may wanna stuff your bra @Nicokeyes.
And get some sleep so your bug eyes aren't so apparent.
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Ooh that's sounds hot! Can you send me a link to that story? I love erotic fanfiction.
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Lol. That fanfic is regarded as the most notorious troll fanfic on the internet. The last time I seriously read through it all was 12 years ago.
imm.dh.obdurodon.org
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I’m glad you’re waiting till after the class is finished, that’s the smart thing to do. Will you need to take any other classes he teaches in the future? That may be a deal breaker right there.
When the time is right and no one else is around lean in close and whisper...
“My TUSCL husband is ok with an open marriage. His only requirement is that I don’t disrespect him by messing around with losers. I don’t think you’re a loser. Let’s go out.”
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@NiceSpice
That's pretty funny! I love this part of the preface!
"The story follows the protagonist Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, a 7th year student at Hogwarts who wanders around having random sex with HP emo clones and then describes her outfit for several paragraphs. That's seriously about it."
What's wrong with me that that makes me want to read it?
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NOT A DAMN THING!!!!
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@ mike I was joking
I would NEVER make a move on someone in school/work environment lol unless they did it first.
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@Nicokeyes I wasn't joking about stuffing your bra and getting some sleep. I'm looking at your latest avatar pic and wow the bag under your eye is telling.
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Lol I remember those days back when I was taking public policy classes... good times.
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