HJ in Miami strip club?

Joined June 2021. This is your single "contribution". OK Leo, good luck to you.

Reach out to the bitcoin weirdos on the site and tell ‘em that you’ll pay $150 for a handjob.

I guess I should have asked before making this suggestion, but I assume you’re okay with getting a handjob from a male nerd that will lecture you on the benefits of crypto while jackin’ you off. That’s okay with you, right?

If not, this rick doesn’t care. ROAR!!!

Definitely not Tootsie's lol.

^Said the guy who will die young, homely and alone.

^ HA!!!! Excellent.

I'm not in the market for handies, but I'd guess in Miami proper you'd be SOL and better off in the massage joints at that price point. But you can try Miami Diva's in Homestead, Sexy Lady closer to the Miami area, or maybe Cheetah in Hallendale. Maybe Lexx over near Opa Locka. None of those are my regular joints, so no promises.

I can tell ya Tootsies ain't your spot, nor any of the BT or affiliated clubs. Scratch E11ven and Gold Rush; Scarlett's and Playmates are off your list too. That much I'm sure of.

go to a massage parlor

Since they don’t have a “real” VIP, this is a common occurrence at Cheetah Hallandale. Most, if not all dancers will offer it, but be prepared to pay $100 + the cost of dances.