Chicago O'Hare

390

None. Polekatz near Midway has some decent contact, at least in the upstairs LDA, but no extras, and is about 40 minutes from O'Hare. Club 390 has extras with the right girl, but that's about an hour away.

Lol

Go to Ricks and try to get an LDK from a hot girl. That’s what I’d do!

Someone needs to build a big high end strip within Chicago limits. I don’t know how a city that big doesn’t have a good strip club! Imagine if they had something similar to St. James in Houston there

I'd spend a lot at a club inside O'hare or DNV or ATL. When airports are privatized, look for it.

^That be nice, not even having to leave the airport, and see some strippers/get some lap dances! Sounds like a good time to me!

Isn't there one inside the Tampa airport?

@Ilovehotblondewhiteamericanchicks I've been to St James. Nice, but it was so smoke-filled when I went in couldn't stay.

^@LoopedCandle: Just from facilities perspective, especially the exterior, it is very grand. Chicago needs something like that.

To your point, I have seen many reviews with people sharing your concern. If you want to smoke, you should go to the back patio. Not sure if they haven’t changed the rules, but I’m based in Dallas. Baby Dolls, and The Lodge you have to go outside. I’ll visit Houston here in a year or 2, and see if they’ve changed their policy on smoking inside!

I know Chicago has Atlantis Gentlemen’s club, but they need a grand strip club within easy driving distance to the city! Not 45 minutes away!

The problem isn't Chicago not having a "grand" strip club, it's local LE. The Admiral Theater is a pretty grand space, but totally low mileage and way overpriced. The reason the high-mileage clubs are miles away is that they have to be, the smaller towns outside Chicago have smaller LE departments that either can't handle the extra work of watching there clubs, or don't care.