I can't decide which one to go to for a sex tourism vacation. Help me out with this tough call.
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Pattaya or Salt Lake City?
Jul 20, 2025, 3:03 AM
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Depends. Are you seriously into white women?
You should consider a pilgrimage to Mecca it’s the place for 72 virgins
No doubt about it: Mormon Country (SLC), USA should absolutely be the obvious choice over one of the greatest cities in the world. Joseph Smith and Brigham Young both approve this message (if you need further affirmation beyond my response).
Religious women fuck the hardest. With the hymns cranked up loud.
Did I mention I can't pitch a tent unless she strips out of magic underwear?
Brigham Young did have 56 wives.......
Salt Lake City. Years ago the Beach Boys wrote a song about the girls in SLC There's a park near the city, yeah It's full of all kinds of girls And girl for girl They've got the cutest of the Western states
Ever hear a song about the girls of Pattaya? Didn't think so.
I didn't know that all existed in Salt Lake City at one time...
Thailand is mostly a Buddhist country. But I saw several dancers in Pattaya who wore crosses. Maybe it was just to show off their tits.
Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you may be in Utah.