I know she's 39, and still looks very good for her age, but she is showing her age. There is a time when you need to either a) step up your fitness routine or b) stop posting nude snaps until you complete (a). She has reached that time.
"after a few Crowns"?? Hahahahaha, gimme a break. Most of the people on this board would be drooling over Britney Spears if she came up to them, and begging her to allow them to pay her for some shenanigans.
Seeing a middle aged woman so desperate for attention that she sends around nude pics for publication is sad. You know those pics have been air brushed. One pic which seems to show her face with less makeup tells the tale better than anything. Fuck her for free? Sure. But pay her to fuck? No way.
How dare you speak negative of my future wife Gammanu95!!!!
There is just something about Britney’s trailer park trashiness that I find so appealing. She’d be the one over the hill stripper in the club that you never see sober but still looks good for her age.
Sadly, without supervision I suspect she’d be flat broke in less than a year, probably winding up on one of those stupid British reality TV shows just to pay for all the eye liner she uses.
I think she looks great! Her face looks tired - but her body looks great - and she’s definitely staying toned and tanned!
I doubt her trainer fiancé would allow her to avoid her workouts. If the workouts involve riding a peloton while using his face as a seat - all the better!
I’ve had this thought that Britney would love to try out being a stripper for a bit. I doubt she would want to work a filthy extras club, but I could see her loving the attention as she struts the stage in a g-string and guys toss $$$ at her.
Maybe I ponder this idea too much - with my pants around my ankles? She seems to know that sex sells - and she’s trying to remain pertinent by showing off her nude body. She could have just posted a photo thanking her fans for their support, but she decided to reward them with some nudity.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed, she's still Britney Spears. But, there's a dozen girls hotter than her at any one of a dozen nearby strip clubs right this minute.
She looks great. Rumor is she is a gym rat in Vegas. If I saw that in a club I'd be all over it. Not too old to be a granny but old enough to know wassup.
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There is just something about Britney’s trailer park trashiness that I find so appealing. She’d be the one over the hill stripper in the club that you never see sober but still looks good for her age.
Sadly, without supervision I suspect she’d be flat broke in less than a year, probably winding up on one of those stupid British reality TV shows just to pay for all the eye liner she uses.
I doubt her trainer fiancé would allow her to avoid her workouts. If the workouts involve riding a peloton while using his face as a seat - all the better!
Maybe I ponder this idea too much - with my pants around my ankles? She seems to know that sex sells - and she’s trying to remain pertinent by showing off her nude body. She could have just posted a photo thanking her fans for their support, but she decided to reward them with some nudity.
Would all strippers over the age of 30 in the south, the Midwest and the southwest please take notes.
She would be the type of girl that buys her underwear at Walmart.
She would be the type of girl who would say “Olive Garden” when you’d say “honey let me take you to any restaurant in town, your choice.”
She would also be the girl that would strip naked and blow you all the way home from a trip to Lowe’s.
She would be the girl to sunbathe nude on your boat.
That’s why I love Brittney