Best reviewer here?
Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
I nominate OldWhiteGuy for his regular masterpieces on Club Desire in Providence. Sinclair is pretty entertaining to read too.
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I nominate OldWhiteGuy for his regular masterpieces on Club Desire in Providence. Sinclair is pretty entertaining to read too.
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@twboyhouston writes good reviews
@RickDugan usually writes pretty-good reviews
I will occasionally read reviews of other cities just out of curiosity and to see how they compare to Indianapolis but not enough to find favorite reviewers. Indianapolis seems not to be typical. There are few in the club extras here because it is a conservative state. I recently started a discussion about stripper heights where I said strippers are taller than the average female, basing it on what I see here, and everyone else said that's not true anywhere else. I've heard numerous stripper stories about managers coming in from other cities and flopping here when they try to run Indy clubs the same way they successfully ran clubs where they came from. I plan to do more traveling in a few years when I retire and I may start picking up favorite reviewers when I start to research clubs in other cities in advance of visiting them.
When muddy first started posting I thought the dude was a secondary troll account to somebody. But he has a certain writing style that can be dead on about a club vibe that no other reviewer has pointed out before. Ditto with Wallanon, plus the club details tend to be thorough too.
And Longball (where TF is he btw?)
I like to nominate TahoeCruz, mets86, londonguy and the dude that use to sit in the corner at follies. Of course papi chulo was the ultimate source pre pandemic.
It be known then. But nah those guys u names are all great! I gotta catch up, been slacking!
My reviews have been non-existent since last March; the last time I was in a club. I do try to keep up with my daily photo contributions. Getting closer to the vaccine and then I will be back in clubs stat.
Most of my top reviewers have already been named.... but, for sheer excellence and consistency the top three for me are wallanon, doctorevil and sinclair.
When I grow up I wanna be just like them.
I won't get into specifics about many of our most prolific reviewers here, except to say that all too often it feels like many of them are just trying to rack up numbers. In doing so they post a lot of drive by reviews that are incomplete at best and pointless at worst.
Honorable mentions to sinclair and papi. They both write some good material. Sinclair does have a tendency to lose patience quickly sometimes and his rating swings are extreme. Papi's reviews, as detailed as they are, often frustrate me because I rarely get what I am truly seeking from a Miami area (of all places) review - which is the cost and benefits of the private rooms. But overall they both provide good information.
Papi and Sinclair I think take the review thing to a whole other level I think most people would agree with that.
And yeah some of the guys that don’t even post on here they just kind of stick to their club or just their city, they go nowhere else. Those guys tend to be SMEs
Lots of my favorite reviewers have already been named, and I concur with all the positive comments. However, for the sheer entertainment value of the written word, I have to say that Eve is my favorite of the faves.
There were several reviewers who wrote excellent club reviews in the past - and NJBalla, Papi, Reverend, and Gawker come to mind as members who wrote good reviews.
Eve is my number 2 bc she's accurate, fun, and thorough. And fun to chill with if you ever get the chance.
Number 3 is Juice. All of them.
Next thread should ask a poll of top trolls.