So tonight I'm at this little club with very average dancers. Second girl I see on stage does that "clunk" where she bangs her shoes together while laying on the stage.
Except in this case, the clunk is hard enough to send one of the shoes flying out into the crowd. A gallant man retrieved and returned it to her.
We PLs sitting at the bar agreed that the rules of baseball should apply and any shoe landing outside the field of play can be kept by the fan who nabs it.
Am I right?
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If she's a plain jane, just throw it back.
Why would you want to keep a stripper shoe?
I can see the idea of offering her a trade for returning it the way some players or teams will make a deal with a fan for the return of a milestone type home run.
TWAS ME WHO RETURNED THY SLIPPER
Only keep it if you can get the other one. You would look pretty silly walking around with just one shoe on.
Unless you enjoy cross dressing - or hoarding lucite - a stripper shoe is of no use.
I recommend taking a good sniff of the shoe and returning it quickly.
I dunno Cash, multiple girls at my club all claim to make a good bit of money selling their worn out shoes, outfits and underwear to fans, i.e. creepy motherfuckers. 🤷♂️
If it is fully structured (enclosed foot), you could order a bottle of champagne and sip it out of the shoe.
Show her you've got "sole"! 🍾🥂
Sorry, that just slipped out... 😉
You just reminded me of Buddy Hackett's duck joke. The shoe is on club property. You can have the shoe, but first it needs to be settled "Country Style" with the bouncer taking the place of the farmer in the duck joke.
Hate the clunk/clacking of the heels.
^^ I hate it also. Nothing sexy about that.
It is not supposed to be sexy. It is meant to draw attention to the stage and the dancer. Particularly effective when there is a dumbass sleeping at the rail
A really hot hound spinner stripper told me a guy had stolen her bag containing her stripper heels and outfits. She had the tightest little body you could imagine. She asked me, “Why would a guy want my shoes and g-strings?” She was young and didn’t know a lot about men.
Young - not hound - believe me - she was no dog
Could create a lead in to a wardrobe malfunction convo, I suppose, if she’s a gal you’re interested in.
LOL at least she didn't hit a customer with the shoe 🤣
Some of these responses are great
"You just reminded me of Buddy Hackett's duck joke. The shoe is on club property. You can have the shoe, but first it needs to be settled "Country Style" with the bouncer taking the place of the farmer in the duck joke."
^^^ incoherent
^^ Imbecile with a feces fetish
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