I'm going to "shoot" for the LDK

Upside... it's cheap, and if you're super worried about VD it's safer than any condom, etc.

Downside... you're Captain Gooeypants. And if you don't go home right after your LDK, you'll eventually graduate to Captain Crustypants.

It's not for me. But, hey, give it a whirl. I'm not going to tell you that you're having fun wrong. That's SJG's job.

Have fun. Remember to not make too much noise or lose your poker face, it could embarrass the neighbors.

Never done this, but I think a tip would be reasonable.

You must have a huge load. I Let mine run down my leg and it dries as I’m driving home. Lmfao!!

Sure it feels good but I can’t stand the mess and indignity

And wear dark pants, too. They don’t tend to show the apologetic stain as much.

^^ splooge stain. Damn autocorrect

wouldn't it be easier if I just wore a condom instead? my load is big, but even the magnum stays night and snug. Unless that deters the LDK experience?

No "apologies" needed, meat! 😄😉

I was at a club couple of days ago and I asked one dancer if she had ever made a guy cum in his pants. She smiled very sexily and said a few times. On time guy had condom on (that he told her about beforehand) but the others were unexpected. She didn’t seem too pissed but she told them since they were done either the dance was over or there would be no more contact the rest of the way. Can’t blame her for not wanting to grind on that.

Paying for ejaculatory services is a chump's game

Finding the right LDQ is the key to winning that game

Soggy britches is da trophy 🏆👑

WCG

^^^ da mane!!

I cannot unsee that completely unironic advice on how to make it easier to cum in ones pants.

Select the girl you want to be waking up in the mornings with. Demonstrate charm and generosity, and get a front room makeout session going.

Save booths and back rooms until it is time for your own pants to come down. Then take her home with your.

SJG

^^^ Called it.

Don't give yourself too much credit CMI. He is probably the most predictable person on these forums.

No, I know. It's sort of like betting on cold weather in the Antarctic.

heaving, best alternative if FROMS is impossible, is dance booth DATY. Lets her see you are saving your load for her.

I have had girls who refused to kiss demonstrably reverse themselves after a nice DATYing. It really does seem to shake them up.

SJG

^^^^ Always risk, takes time and money to extend yourself with a new girl. Don't know if it will be a go or a no.

SJG

SJG said "It really does seem to shake them up."

Yeah... I have no doubt...

I'm not intending to boast. Just saying that just because you find beautiful women, that does not mean that guys have to be chumps.

SJG

My position has consistently been that the first thing you always want to do is get your girl off script.

The script is how she can be bubbly and flirty with lots of strangers. Okay, but the script is not intended to go very far.

You get her off script when you are open and honest with her, when you can be generous without acting like money buys her, when you treat her just like a college girl you met at a party, and when just matter of fact you are coming from the position that you will be waking up with her in the mornings. Her script does not allow for any of this, so she has to get real.

Its how I learned right off to get from "I don't go out with customers", to coming home to find her voice on my phone machine.

SJG

Tiburon, select the girl you want to be waking up in the mornings with. Even if that cannot happen that night. Make sure she knows this as the interactions unfold.

SJG

Just force it down the hoes windpipe.. Bitch will start sucking

I'm not a doctor or anything, but I don't think that's how windpipes work, Juice.

And Sir Lap is smokin' the good stuff tonight.

Lol

Pro tip #2 get an erection

It's very easy to get a girl to make you cum, simply tell them to grind and make sure your cock is hard between their cheeks. Wear sports sweatpants, the really soft dark variety with no underwear. If they try standing up during the dance, instruct them to keep grinding. If they don't listen, cut the dance short and get another girl. Trust me it's way better this way. To those feeling ashamed of cumming in their pants... You're at a fucking strip club paying girls to get naked and dance for you, I think consideration for shame left a long time ago, you're just lying to yourselves. These girls have no shame, and neither do you. Over 300 girls have made me cum this way, I know what i'm talking about

Xxavier322 I don't recognize you but from this first post I'm seeing of yours we think very alike. Another member of the LDK click lol.

LDK gang👑

WCG