Driving up to an SC-checking the employee lot/area
steeldog65
I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
How often do you count cars do a little mental math and move on? I sort of assume anything less than 6.in the employee area is a dead club as you figure 1 for every other employee and you would assume 4 ladies, a tender and manager/bouncer as the bare minimum a club would have. The odds are against you finding a decent dancer. I know it varies by location but that is kind of my initial impression. More cars NORMALLY means more dancers and more fun potential. I know my favorite club usually has 12/15 cars in the employee lot area and that normally is 12-15 girls, a waitress, tender, manager, bouncer.
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I'm also less than thrilled if I see a lot of limos and party busses. Bachelor parties are annoying.
But mostly, I've always asked the door person how many dancers they have RIGHT NOW. That's the best measure of the club, and they always tell the truth.
SJG
Likewise, customers seem to just materialize out of nowhere or have been abducted by aliens during their visit.
Seriously, I’ve walked into clubs with the parking lot full and seen all four scenarios: lots of dancers and customers, lots of dancers and no customers, lots of customers and no dancers, and hardly any of either.
I’ve walked into clubs with an empty parking lot and seen the exact same four scenarios.
So I just go in and see for myself.
Also, I tend to make an appointment with the stripper I intend to see anyway. So I know the stripper I want to see is there & I couldn't care less what other customers or dancers are there.
I have more or less a rotation of clubs and know them pretty-well and know what to expect at the usual times I hit them (late-afternoons) - these days I get more turned-off by a packed parking-lot than a semi-empty one - an empty-ish club often means the few-dancers there are often extra-happy to see you often resulting in better QoS.
There *is* one club that is pretty hit or miss and that one in particular if I see very few-cars I don't bother going-in since it's hit or miss to begin with - that club is not in my rotation but I peek my PL-head in every now and then to see what's up but will usually go months w/o hitting it.
Bingo. Same in a surprising number of other areas, which makes a small car count deceptive. However, I am more inclined to avoid clubs that looked packed.
Usually there’s a minivan that drops the dancers off at the front door.
If I see a party bus or limo outside - I will move on - as that shit is annoying. Amateur clubbers jizzing their shorts when they see titties aren’t my cup of tea...