Why is it a blessing to wake up in bed next to a stripper?

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jackslash
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Q . Why is it a blessing to wake up in bed next to a stripper?

A. Because the crazy bitch didn't kill you in your sleep.

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flagooner
6 years ago
LOL
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MackTruck
6 years ago
No pls were hurt in the making of this joke
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Johny5
6 years ago
That is kind of what im afraid off too lol. I never spend over night with a stripper. Be it getting robbed in your sleep or worse haha always go home same night but late af though.
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Icey
6 years ago
Coz a non stripper can't rob you, right?
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Iam4u2screw
6 years ago
@Mack: maybe no PLs were hurt in the making of this joke, but isn't he inferring that she is crazy. How dare he insult the mentally challenged by calling them crazy. Whose to say if she was mentally challenged or not and if so, how dare he insult her.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ; )

Just joking Jack. Great joke by the way.
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MackTruck
6 years ago
Lol screwball. I like it
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
It's ok, the crazy bitch doesn't need you to be asleep to kill you LOL
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