Why is it a blessing to wake up in bed next to a stripper?

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Q . Why is it a blessing to wake up in bed next to a stripper?

A. Because the crazy bitch didn't kill you in your sleep.

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  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    LOL
  • MackTruck
    6 years ago
    No pls were hurt in the making of this joke
  • Johny5
    6 years ago
    That is kind of what im afraid off too lol. I never spend over night with a stripper. Be it getting robbed in your sleep or worse haha always go home same night but late af though.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Coz a non stripper can't rob you, right?
  • Iam4u2screw
    6 years ago
    @Mack: maybe no PLs were hurt in the making of this joke, but isn't he inferring that she is crazy. How dare he insult the mentally challenged by calling them crazy. Whose to say if she was mentally challenged or not and if so, how dare he insult her.

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ; )

    Just joking Jack. Great joke by the way.
  • MackTruck
    6 years ago
    Lol screwball. I like it
  • blahblahblah23
    6 years ago
    It's ok, the crazy bitch doesn't need you to be asleep to kill you LOL
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