any of these things any good?
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Just buy a pocket pussy, Sasha grey and asa Akira are good ones.
Try the Sledge-o-Matic!
Pm Nina
^ and it's cheap.
Apparently lol
Huge discount and room service in Miami
Going to be a contest to see how many tuscl brothers she can fit in her holes
ACME Fembots Hackensack New Jersey
They will meet all your needs
SJG
Group sex
I know of a porno movie where they rented a gay male sex club, just so that they could film scenes with a girl in the glory hole box.
In my organization I am planning on this. Totally Plexiglas box so that you can see the girl. She will suck you off and swallow, but you can't touch her.
A kinky gimmick.
SJG
SJG
I prefer bending down in the shower and clicking the little tab that causes the water to come out of the bottom faucet rather than the shower head. Jerk only the shaft while the faucet water rains down on the glans.
Hilarious, tired of getting your wallet drained and are now looking to supplement flesh and blood women with blowjob machines?
Course, I could end all your problems for $249.99. You won't need prostitutes or blowjob machines anymore.
^^^^No one wants to but videos of your sister getting boned by a German Sheppard, but maybe I'm wrong and you will find some that are interested. Let us know how sales go.
I think you have my video course confused for your weekly porn subscription JAprufrock.
Lmfao
I never heard of these machines.
Just asking for a friend - what do they cost?
SJG
"In my organization I am planning on this. Totally Plexiglas box so that you can see the girl. She will suck you off and swallow, but you can't touch her."
I wasn't aware of the last step.
So it's: 1 treat them like civilians. 2 Pay them to sit with you. 3 Front room makeout session. 4 When it is time for your own pants to come down, take them home for sex. 5 Lock them in a plexiglass box.
That kind of puts a whole new spin on it.
Nah, I think I will just buy some dances. ;)
Pm Nina Cash
Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday
Maybe we can set up a subscription model. For $2600.00 annually you can get a real blow job once a week......
^These guys will never go for it unless it's a pay as you go
Lol joe
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