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I got a question for the short guys

I have this buddy. He goes about 5'8 150lbs.
This lil guy. It never fails. He gets a few shots of hooch in him and he wants to fight everyone or at minimum get the last word.
I stand between 6 foot and 6'4" depending on the convenience store I am in.
I just slap him around and send him home in an uber.

Why do you lil guys do this?

Has anyone else had a friend like this?

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chunkychicano

I dont get the convenience store joke.

Little guys are packing more energy because of their proportionally larger dicks. Didnt you say yours is small despite being almost 6’4?

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twentyfive

Ask gammy he’s five cents short of a nickel

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RetiredFromHere

They always get liquored up and wanna fight.

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Coronalime

I nice guy. I only drink beer

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southerner1

LOL, I am a little short guy, and I had to quit drinking. I would eighter want to fight everyone the house or get depressed and want to cry. I am too little to be fighting everyone and I am too old to start crying for no good reason.

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Lex Luthor

5'-8" is average, not short.

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jaybud999

On a slightly more serious note, it could be because they've been needled and cheap shotted their whole lifetime regarding their height. Psychologically putting them in a defensive/offensive position at any point in time?

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FoCoChronic

@Lex Luthor
The average white American man is 5’10” with a standard deviation of 1.5”. 5’8” is short.

I’m 5’8” and can handle my liquor just fine, but some do have a Napoleon Complex. The key is being able to admit to yourself you’re short and not giving a fuck. Who cares, it’s not like it’s your fitness, you can’t control it

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FoCoChronic

Side note, I love when a dancer is taller than I am without heels and she just fucking towers over me with heels

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twentyfive

I'm 5'8" never thought of myself as short, as a matter of fact in high school I was an inch taller at 5'9" , and was in the taller side of the line when we had to line up in size order.
If I remember correctly 5'8" was considered average height when I was a young guy.

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RetiredFromHere

5'8" is short

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Coronalime

I nice guy.

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