I have this buddy. He goes about 5'8 150lbs. This lil guy. It never fails. He gets a few shots of hooch in him and he wants to fight everyone or at minimum get the last word. I stand between 6 foot and 6'4" depending on the convenience store I am in. I just slap him around and send him home in an uber.
Why do you lil guys do this?
Has anyone else had a friend like this?

I dont get the convenience store joke.
Little guys are packing more energy because of their proportionally larger dicks. Didnt you say yours is small despite being almost 6’4?