I have this buddy. He goes about 5'8 150lbs. This lil guy. It never fails. He gets a few shots of hooch in him and he wants to fight everyone or at minimum get the last word. I stand between 6 foot and 6'4" depending on the convenience store I am in. I just slap him around and send him home in an uber.
Why do you lil guys do this?
Has anyone else had a friend like this?
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I dont get the convenience store joke.
Little guys are packing more energy because of their proportionally larger dicks. Didnt you say yours is small despite being almost 6’4?
Ask gammy he’s five cents short of a nickel
They always get liquored up and wanna fight.
I nice guy. I only drink beer
LOL, I am a little short guy, and I had to quit drinking. I would eighter want to fight everyone the house or get depressed and want to cry. I am too little to be fighting everyone and I am too old to start crying for no good reason.
5'-8" is average, not short.
On a slightly more serious note, it could be because they've been needled and cheap shotted their whole lifetime regarding their height. Psychologically putting them in a defensive/offensive position at any point in time?
@Lex Luthor The average white American man is 5’10” with a standard deviation of 1.5”. 5’8” is short.
I’m 5’8” and can handle my liquor just fine, but some do have a Napoleon Complex. The key is being able to admit to yourself you’re short and not giving a fuck. Who cares, it’s not like it’s your fitness, you can’t control it
Side note, I love when a dancer is taller than I am without heels and she just fucking towers over me with heels
I'm 5'8" never thought of myself as short, as a matter of fact in high school I was an inch taller at 5'9" , and was in the taller side of the line when we had to line up in size order. If I remember correctly 5'8" was considered average height when I was a young guy.
5'8" is short
I nice guy.
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