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I got a question for the short guys

I have this buddy. He goes about 5'8 150lbs.
This lil guy. It never fails. He gets a few shots of hooch in him and he wants to fight everyone or at minimum get the last word.
I stand between 6 foot and 6'4" depending on the convenience store I am in.
I just slap him around and send him home in an uber.

Why do you lil guys do this?

Has anyone else had a friend like this?

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Puddy Tat

Someone once said short people are angry because they're closer to hell.

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chunkychicano

I dont get the convenience store joke.

Little guys are packing more energy because of their proportionally larger dicks. Didnt you say yours is small despite being almost 6’4?

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twentyfive

Ask gammy he’s five cents short of a nickel

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Baristafan

They always get liquored up and wanna fight.

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Coronalime

I nice guy. I only drink beer

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