funny ways to tell she a stripper

I've met loads of strippers, many of whom fit this profile to a tee. The rest of them are close. :)

I though we were kinda spot on lol

Hilarious! Nicely done. :-)

"we go from angry to crazy to happy in 30 seconds flat."

This is true of strippers but also true of every woman I've known.]

"we go from angry to crazy to happy in 30 seconds flat."

Every so often, you encounter a stripper who can do all three simultaneously. CRs with such dancers can either be off-the-charts epic or prominently feature an ice pick. It's a coin toss.

poledancer, can I be your pizza delivery boy? ;-)

How do I identify stoppers? Easy peasy. If a girl is willing to suck a vulture's cloaca until he shoots jizz in her mouth for $100 she's probably a stripper.

If she likes BSLC it just means she's normal. ROAR!

“you cant compliment a stripper on our personalities or any other civi girls bs. tell us we have nice tits and we'll love ya for ever.”

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???? but san_jose_guy said….oh wait a sec, what the fuck am i sayin’

lol

I always treat sex workers nicely like civis. I don't play the chump by asking for ejaculatory services

Glitter has thankfully fallen out of fashion. Perfume is still mixed. Probably depends if we're talking dirty day girls or night girls.

And I'm sorry, but pretty girls want to be told they are smart and smart girls want to be told they are pretty. The rare few who are both and know it want a guy who has both.

Well done.

Mikeya lmfao

I need to be a friend with benifit to one of these strippers then. I'm OPEN LADIES

"you cant compliment a stripper on our personalities or any other civi girls bs. tell us we have nice tits and we'll love ya for ever"... I would have to disagree with this one. I complemented a former fav (the one I came closest to have a not business relationship with) on her civi job... and shit I was the king of the club with her after that. Even with my xATF and other favs, I've made the most progress building rapoor via things that made them fell like more than a piece of meat.

Well, I tell the pretty girls they're smart, and the smart girls they're pretty. So ll my regulars think they're smart, and all my real girlfriends think they're pretty.

Funny stuff! But not always true, thankfully.

Here are a few other ways to tell:

1. Your rent, car pmt or rent-a-center monthly payment is always late (or so I've been told by almost every stripper I've ever met).
2. You probably don't have a car, so a "friend" drops you off at the club.
3. You probably have multiple DUIs, so you don't have a license. So you use your dance card as ID.
4. You take more vacations (to Florida, Mexico, Las Vegas, etc) then I've ever been on in my life, in less than 1 year...
5. You sleep in to noon just about every day (even though you only work 3 or 4 days (or nights) a week.

Here's another

• You have had to get a new phone five or more times in the last year because unfortunate things keep happening to it (dropped it, lost it, or it was stolen).

"Well, I tell the pretty girls they're smart, and the smart girls they're pretty. So ll my regulars think they're smart, and all my real girlfriends think they're pretty."

Brilliant!

Or vodka and cranberry.

"vodka and cranberry" ... hum I know at least one stripper who would go for that

It's actually not that bad. One of the girls at the club last night let me try hers.

-At least one of your babies are half black.
-Freely drop the N-bomb cuz you've guzzle soo much of it.
-you wreak of Newport
-Like your cellphone, your car us unreliable at best
-you kiss your female coworkers and grope then constantly
-all your conversation start with "Its been a shitty. .."