funny ways to tell she a stripper
poledancer83
Narnia
I learned a long time ago that we just are not like other girls lol
We enjoy paying tickets and fines with 1's just to make the person count out all the cash. Kinda like a screw you to them.
Our makeup bags are the size of most peoples luggage. and makeup ranges from our date night conservative to holy god she's a clown whore.
Dating a stripper is an automatic curse of smelling like a French whore and being covered in glitter.
we get naked for the entire town every night but if our man looks at another bitch we will mess them both up.
we are not like civilian girls that run and hide because there naked or in lingerie. if the pizza man comes and im naked then guess what im getting my pizza deal with it :)
you cant compliment a stripper on our personalities or any other civi girls bs. tell us we have nice tits and we'll love ya for ever.
we go from angry to crazy to happy in 30 seconds flat.
our closets consist of shoes, skirts and low cut shirts. oh and don't forget the 500 dancer outfits.
yes our pussies are golden just ask the 500 dollar bills from last night.
it will never fail. if you take me out in public someone will come up to me and eagerly say HI cherry, mystique etc...
the phrase hes just a friend doesn't exist. he's either a customer, a no body or he friend with benefits.
These are a few me and some friends came up with last night. not meant to insult just to be funny. Hope you enjoy feel free to add to the list. :)
We enjoy paying tickets and fines with 1's just to make the person count out all the cash. Kinda like a screw you to them.
Our makeup bags are the size of most peoples luggage. and makeup ranges from our date night conservative to holy god she's a clown whore.
Dating a stripper is an automatic curse of smelling like a French whore and being covered in glitter.
we get naked for the entire town every night but if our man looks at another bitch we will mess them both up.
we are not like civilian girls that run and hide because there naked or in lingerie. if the pizza man comes and im naked then guess what im getting my pizza deal with it :)
you cant compliment a stripper on our personalities or any other civi girls bs. tell us we have nice tits and we'll love ya for ever.
we go from angry to crazy to happy in 30 seconds flat.
our closets consist of shoes, skirts and low cut shirts. oh and don't forget the 500 dancer outfits.
yes our pussies are golden just ask the 500 dollar bills from last night.
it will never fail. if you take me out in public someone will come up to me and eagerly say HI cherry, mystique etc...
the phrase hes just a friend doesn't exist. he's either a customer, a no body or he friend with benefits.
These are a few me and some friends came up with last night. not meant to insult just to be funny. Hope you enjoy feel free to add to the list. :)
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This is true of strippers but also true of every woman I've known.]
Every so often, you encounter a stripper who can do all three simultaneously. CRs with such dancers can either be off-the-charts epic or prominently feature an ice pick. It's a coin toss.
If she likes BSLC it just means she's normal. ROAR!
whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???? but san_jose_guy said….oh wait a sec, what the fuck am i sayin’
lol
And I'm sorry, but pretty girls want to be told they are smart and smart girls want to be told they are pretty. The rare few who are both and know it want a guy who has both.
Here are a few other ways to tell:
1) Your rent, car pmt or rent-a-center monthly payment is always late (or so I've been told by almost every stripper I've ever met).
2) You probably don't have a car, so a "friend" drops you off at the club.
3) You probably have multiple DUIs, so you don't have a license. So you use your dance card as ID.
4) You take more vacations (to Florida, Mexico, Las Vegas, etc) then I've ever been on in my life, in less than 1 year...
5) You sleep in to noon just about every day (even though you only work 3 or 4 days (or nights) a week.
- You have had to get a new phone five or more times in the last year because unfortunate things keep happening to it (dropped it, lost it, or it was stolen).
Brilliant!
-Freely drop the N-bomb cuz you've guzzle soo much of it.
-you wreak of Newport
-Like your cellphone, your car us unreliable at best
-you kiss your female coworkers and grope then constantly
-all your conversation start with "Its been a shitty. .."