2 things you never want to here from a stripper

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• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  "I'm pregnant" "You fucked me raw"
• bang69

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  9 years ago

  Hell yea you don't want to here that either
• seyes

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  9 years ago

  "I really need to go to the potty" (before a lap dance) "I get terrible asthma attacks" (during a lap dance) "I like fixing cars more than giving dances" (during a lap dance)
• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  "I hope my diarrhea doesn't come back" "Yay! My period started! " (while grinding you)
• GACA

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  9 years ago

  "You can't give someone herpes by blowing them can you?"
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  Brilliant! LOL!
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  How about "I forgot to wipe!"?
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  "Is it in yet?" "I gag easily." "The bouncer is my boyfriend."
• dw.buck

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  9 years ago

  i got VD
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  Bang69 - At any Platinum Plus club the 2 things I don't want to hear are Champagne & Room. Way to pricy for me. I hope you meant that you went to the couch room.
• Tiredtraveler

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  9 years ago

  I think those sores on my bottom are just razor burn!
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  The club is tracking your phone via its power signature!
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Dancer: It gets bigger, right? Me: I just took a shower. Haven't you heard of shrinkage? Dancer: It shrinks? Me: like a scared turtle. [view link]
• Holdem2

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  9 years ago

  "I use to be a guy before my surgery!"
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  I was negotiating OTC (not price, but talking the stripper in to it) one time and the stripper went to the dressing room. About 20 min she ran out all giddy saying "I just got my period! That's great because the guy was a real jerk." Needless to say I called it a night after that comment.
• impala

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  9 years ago

  Its OK if you don't have a condom, I think everything has cleared up!
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Shailynn, no need to give up under those circumstances.? When my DS said she her period on one of our dates, I simply pointed out to her that her mouth wasn't bleeding. She agreed.
• ime

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  9 years ago

  It's yours
• rickdugan

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  9 years ago

  "If the baby is white, then it's yours." "Don't worry, if I have your baby, the lawyers can figure it out."
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  I shit my pants
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Talk about jesus
• impala

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  9 years ago

  When your in me I feel nothing!
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  Damn, my period just started.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  I have anel leakage
• Lone_Wolf

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  9 years ago

  Can you loan me some money
• goonster

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  9 years ago

  "I'm not that kind of dancer" This was said to me by a dancer that offered to do a private show that was just like at the club. I said I preferred to have more fun if I was going to pay for a private show. That was her response.
• rattdog

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  9 years ago

  twice to the champagne at plat, plus in Columbia? wow - you must have lots of money to spare. I agree w/shadow, for that club I don't want to ever hear those words when I'm in that club.
• bang69

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  9 years ago

  Shadow the first round of dances was in the couch room. the second was in the champagne room
• GACA

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  9 years ago

  ^^^^ @bang69 -- I've done more Champagne room visits there than I care to admit. But dear god, I swear I'm a way better man because of it. Now I can say I'm back to getting civvie ass on the regular. Goes to show, if you're not willing to spend at it you're not willing to win at it.
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  "Your credit card was declined." "Your other credit card was declined."
• impala

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  9 years ago

  Thanks for the big tip, oh, by the way, there is a camera over your shoulder.
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  "I'm a cop." "Remember me? I work with your wife at my other job."
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  From two guys talking, "Did you hear "name" got a sexual disease here?". You have to be careful." "You can't touch there." "That will be ten extra to touch." "I want a tip." " I need the money in advance." moments later if you paid " wait right here. I'll be right back."
• chandler

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  9 years ago

  "You fuck like my dad."