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2 things you never want to here from a stripper

bang69
bang69VIP31249

North Carolina

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

I was at PP in Columbia SC last night with some friends of mine. I was getting a champagne dance from a hot little spinner. All of a sudden I herd another stripper next to us say to her customer. It gets bigger right. A few hrs later I was back in the champagne room with another hot spinner. As we were walking in another stripper & her customer were walking out. We herd the other stripper say to her customer. Its ok that you couldn't get it up. I enjoyed the time we spent up here. Ok gang add on to this.

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Clackport

"I'm pregnant"

"You fucked me raw"

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bang69

Hell yea you don't want to here that either

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seyes

"I really need to go to the potty" (before a lap dance)

"I get terrible asthma attacks" (during a lap dance)

"I like fixing cars more than giving dances" (during a lap dance)

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JamesSD

"I hope my diarrhea doesn't come back"

"Yay! My period started! " (while grinding you)

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GACA

"You can't give someone herpes by blowing them can you?"

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4got2wipe

Brilliant! LOL!

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4got2wipe

How about "I forgot to wipe!"?

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jackslash

"Is it in yet?"

"I gag easily."

"The bouncer is my boyfriend."

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dw.buck

i got VD

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shadowcat

Bang69 - At any Platinum Plus club the 2 things I don't want to hear are Champagne & Room. Way to pricy for me. I hope you meant that you went to the couch room.

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Tiredtraveler

I think those sores on my bottom are just razor burn!

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4got2wipe

The club is tracking your phone via its power signature!

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JohnSmith69

Dancer: It gets bigger, right?

Me: I just took a shower. Haven't you heard of shrinkage?

Dancer: It shrinks?

Me: like a scared turtle.

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Holdem2

"I use to be a guy before my surgery!"

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shailynn

I was negotiating OTC (not price, but talking the stripper in to it) one time and the stripper went to the dressing room. About 20 min she ran out all giddy saying "I just got my period! That's great because the guy was a real jerk." Needless to say I called it a night after that comment.

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impala

Its OK if you don't have a condom, I think everything has cleared up!

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JohnSmith69

Shailynn, no need to give up under those circumstances.? When my DS said she her period on one of our dates, I simply pointed out to her that her mouth wasn't bleeding. She agreed.

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ime

It's yours

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rickdugan

"If the baby is white, then it's yours."

"Don't worry, if I have your baby, the lawyers can figure it out."

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crazyjoe

I shit my pants

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crazyjoe

Talk about jesus

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impala

When your in me I feel nothing!

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rockstar666

Damn, my period just started.

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crazyjoe

I have anel leakage

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Lone_Wolf

Can you loan me some money

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goonster

"I'm not that kind of dancer"

This was said to me by a dancer that offered to do a private show that was just like at the club. I said I preferred to have more fun if I was going to pay for a private show. That was her response.

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rattdog

twice to the champagne at plat, plus in Columbia? wow - you must have lots of money to spare. I agree w/shadow, for that club I don't want to ever hear those words when I'm in that club.

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bang69

Shadow the first round of dances was in the couch room. the second was in the champagne room

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GACA

^^^^ @bang69 -- I've done more Champagne room visits there than I care to admit. But dear god, I swear I'm a way better man because of it. Now I can say I'm back to getting civvie ass on the regular.

Goes to show, if you're not willing to spend at it you're not willing to win at it.

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PhantomGeek

"Your credit card was declined."

"Your other credit card was declined."

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impala

Thanks for the big tip, oh, by the way, there is a camera over your shoulder.

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PhantomGeek

"I'm a cop."

"Remember me? I work with your wife at my other job."

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sharkhunter

From two guys talking, "Did you hear "name" got a sexual disease here?". You have to be careful."

"You can't touch there."

"That will be ten extra to touch."

"I want a tip."

" I need the money in advance." moments later if you paid " wait right here. I'll be right back."

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chandler

"You fuck like my dad."

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