In the before times, before The System was invented. Strip clubs were filed with strippers with predatory minds. Just like sharks. Pitted against them were puppy-dog like PLs with weak, desperate minds, willing to take home equity loans and cash in their 401k's to help the girls they fell in love with out. Well you can imagine what happened sharks were matched up against puppy dogs... But lucky there was one "man"...
Well...the third chapter include Rick 3:16...I know that!
Personally I dig BagBoy 3:16
For the BagBoy so loved the world that he gave his ill gotten cash to as at the club, that whoever believes in him shall have eternal lap dances (well...two for one lappers at the vey least...dude gave up his job and became a bag boy after all)
For the Great Maker so loved the world that s/he trapped zipman in a temporal anomaly, to spread the word that whosoever believes in the Maker shall not perish but have eternal life in the best club EVAH!
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last commentIn the before times, before The System was invented. Strip clubs were filed with strippers with predatory minds. Just like sharks. Pitted against them were puppy-dog like PLs with weak, desperate minds, willing to take home equity loans and cash in their 401k's to help the girls they fell in love with out. Well you can imagine what happened sharks were matched up against puppy dogs... But lucky there was one "man"...
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Chapter 1 discusses the distribution of wealth in the US.
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Well...the third chapter include Rick 3:16...I know that!
Personally I dig BagBoy 3:16
For the BagBoy so loved the world that he gave his ill gotten cash to as at the club, that whoever believes in him shall have eternal lap dances (well...two for one lappers at the vey least...dude gave up his job and became a bag boy after all)
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LMFAO....ROMPOYTHFTDVJIJGTDDC
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And, of course, there is Zippy 3:16
For the Great Maker so loved the world that s/he trapped zipman in a temporal anomaly, to spread the word that whosoever believes in the Maker shall not perish but have eternal life in the best club EVAH!
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BagBoyDude...you ever got a BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP? 'Tis the QWERTYUIOP that makes it special!
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I think it's before Chapter 2.
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How much would Rick on Pawn Stars pay for a First Edition?
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"I wonder what chapter 1 is about ?"
It may be about either you or Dougster.
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^^^ Why not try to write something with correct spelling.
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^^^ why not try to quit being such a homo?
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Homo hahaha
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Gotta buy lots of wrapping paper this year for all the copies of The System I intend to give out for Christmas!
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LOL
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